I live with a dog and a cat. I'm an alien. I don't need a lot of food or a lot of sleep
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I think you need to have a long think about what we're doing. While laying down. In bed.
I have like 2 and a half days in me at least. You're welcome to call it whenever. I'm outside. The sunshine is on my face, I can see my breath. I am alive.
Except I'm dead.
Sounds like a beautiful place to nap YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
There's also a babbling brook nearby that lulls you into taking a foggy, steaming piss in your pants as you sleep
"Mr Turk February remained out of jail for one year and one day, back to you Shannon"
Proud of you, buddy.
I can piss my pants on my own. Fuck off. Nature.
Sleeeeeeep
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
The boys gave me some Latin Freestyle to listen to. I'm in for the long haul.
Yeah bet you didn't think of that. I'm a fucking raver. We never sleep until we get to a hospital.
I had a shirt that said I KILL RAVERS
The fuck is this lol
I had a shirt that said I KILL ABE
Also. I came on the bottom of your shirt when you weren't watching.
Niiiiightmeeeeres of the night
I actually did have the I kill ravers shirt. Also had an EMO SUCKS shirt. I was a faggot.