The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What's stopping you, for all I know, having your wife or something type for you while you sleep? This was not thought out.

I live with a dog and a cat. I'm an alien. I don't need a lot of food or a lot of sleep

 

[Turk February]

I think you need to have a long think about what we're doing. While laying down. In bed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think you need to have a long think about what we're doing. While laying down. In bed.

I have like 2 and a half days in me at least. You're welcome to call it whenever. I'm outside. The sunshine is on my face, I can see my breath. I am alive.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have like 2 and a half days in me at least. You're welcome to call it whenever. I'm outside. The sunshine is on my face, I can see my breath. I am alive.

Except I'm dead.

 

[Turk February]

I have like 2 and a half days in me at least. You're welcome to call it whenever. I'm outside. The sunshine is on my face, I can see my breath. I am alive.

Sounds like a beautiful place to nap YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sounds like a beautiful place to nap YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

There's also a babbling brook nearby that lulls you into taking a foggy, steaming piss in your pants as you sleep

 

[Turk February]

"Mr Turk February remained out of jail for one year and one day, back to you Shannon"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Mr Turk February remained out of jail for one year and one day, back to you Shannon"

Proud of you, buddy.

 

[Turk February]

There's also a babbling brook nearby that lulls you into taking a foggy, steaming piss in your pants as you sleep

I can piss my pants on my own. Fuck off. Nature.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sleeeeeeep

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

 

[Turk February]

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

The boys gave me some Latin Freestyle to listen to. I'm in for the long haul.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah bet you didn't think of that. I'm a fucking raver. We never sleep until we get to a hospital.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The boys gave me some Latin Freestyle to listen to. I'm in for the long haul.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a shirt that said I KILL RAVERS

 

[Turk February]

The fuck is this lol

 

[Turk February]

I had a shirt that said I KILL RAVERS

I had a shirt that said I KILL ABE

 

[Turk February]

I had a shirt that said I KILL RAVERS

Also. I came on the bottom of your shirt when you weren't watching.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The fuck is this lol

Niiiiightmeeeeres of the night

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a shirt that said I KILL ABE

I actually did have the I kill ravers shirt. Also had an EMO SUCKS shirt. I was a faggot.