The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I blame commander Jack Layton. His foot soldiers took my love from me. He smiled. He laughed as he watched my heart break.

Yeah, but what made me sneeze and spill beer? Duendes I bet.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah, but what made me sneeze and spill beer? Duendes I bet.

It's your intrinsic need to sleep dude, it's that simple.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you considered drinking the beer instead of being a fucking retard? #lifehacks

Don't you ever dare sass me again, Russian. You hear me??

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's your intrinsic need to sleep dude, it's that simple.

Say it all you want. I'll never sleep again until I stand on a hill of every man who ever wronged me.

 

[Turk February]

Don't you ever dare sass me again, Russian. You hear me??

I'm just trying to help you out. I think I saw a watchmojo video about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll put on workout pump up DMX remixes with motivational Rocky speeches over it I swear to Gwod.

 

[Turk February]

You could burn yourself out my dude. I'm sitting back and listening to HEALTH. Taking it easy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You could burn yourself out my dude. I'm sitting back and listening to HEALTH. Taking it easy.

I'm listening to Xzibit and splitting wood lol

 

[UnPRePared]

It's a whole new thing now, Ray. It's a battle of wills between Turk and me.

Did @Sue Lightning crash the party and put rohypnol in my Zima?

HA! RO! GET IT? ABANDONED MOTHER! HO-LEE SHIT!

 

[Turk February]

I'm listening to Xzibit and splitting wood lol

Elina nechayeva for me. Some Estonian opera.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

GODDAMMIT FUCK

I have to go into the fucking woods in a bit. I'll keep you fucking updated if I can. I will be victorious.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ohhh I have to work all fucking cockfucking shitcock day out of fuxking nowhere

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm so drunk and so tired. I'm going toncut my fucking fingers off

 

[Turk February]

I knew it. He's breaking.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Still awskr

 

[Turk February]

Still awskr

Not for long.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Still awake

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Not for long.

I literally have no choice now. I'm up. I'm helping my buddy with a door or some shit but it's going way out in the woods. In my drunkenness I forgot that my elbow is conpletely fucked. This will be interesting as hell.

 

[Turk February]

I literally have no choice now. I'm up. I'm helping my buddy with a door or some shit but it's going way out in the woods. In my drunkenness I forgot that my elbow is conpletely fucked. This will be interesting as hell.

You should help him with a bed

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You should help him with a bed

I must break you.