The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So girt.

 

[Turk February]

So girt.

I used to know an Estonian guy named Gert. You're confusing me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The English version of O Canada is actually kind of gay and it's kind of a shitty song in general. The Star Spangled Banner is actually a banger.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The English version of O Canada is actually kind of gay and it's kind of a shitty song in general. The Star Spangled Banner is actually a banger.

The SSB was actually written by a Canadian.

 

[Turk February]

The English version of O Canada is actually kind of gay and it's kind of a shitty song in general. The Star Spangled Banner is actually a banger.

I've said it before. Land of the Silver Birch is our best patriotic song.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've said it before. Land of the Silver Birch is our best patriotic song.

You shut your mouth.

 

[Turk February]

You shut your mouth.

Why don't you come here and shut it for me, faggot. I know Canadian karate. You've been warned.

 

[Turk February]

I have a gi that says punch kick Sumimasen. I'm putting it on in preparation for our battle. I hope you are prepared to die.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've said it before. Land of the Silver Birch is our best patriotic song.

But the Log Driver's waltz pleases girls completely

 

[Turk February]

But the Log Driver's waltz pleases girls completely

My only objection to it is it's not exclusive to Canada.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My only objection to it is it's not exclusive to Canada.

Black fly is.

ANOTHER TERRY DUB

 

[Turk February]

Black fly is.

ANOTHER TERRY DUB

You've probably never even been to North Ontario you western queer.

 

[Turk February]

Timmins is like a grand theft auto game. All the cars turn into white pick up trucks when you enter the area.

 

[Turk February]

This is actually most noticeable in Korea. It's absolutely unacceptable to have a car that's not white or black. It takes a while to notice. But it will drive you nuts.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You've probably never even been to North Ontario you western queer.

Nobody has. It might as well be the moon.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Have either of you read Grave Error about the residential school hoax? I just started it and I'm heating up

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That's right - the schools never existed. It's all a gaslighting operation on behalf of the Quebecois to get the Anglophones to commit cultural suicide. Enjoy Labatt, child.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

n June, prompted by the “revelations,” hundreds of people rallied and marched in cities across Canada to “honour the lives of the 215 Indigenous children” whose remains had been “discovered.” Spontaneously, clusters of children’s shoes and orange shirts and other paraphernalia were placed on church steps in many cities or on the steps of legislatures in memory of the alleged victims.

The reaction became so intense that, in many locations, it reached a level of anger rarely seen in Canada: no less than 83 churches were burned down, vandalized, or desecrated.64 Many were burned and completely destroyed. Prime Minister Trudeau was rather tolerant about these abuses: “It is unacceptable and wrong that acts of vandalism and arson are being seen across the country, including against Catholic churches,” but he added that these events are “real and fully understandable, given the shameful history that we are all becoming more and more aware of.”65

Again, Trudeau made these statements without any factual confirmation and without waiting for Dr. Beaulieu’s actual report, which to this day has never been released.

So my kids have to wear an orange shirt at school once a year in solidarity with imaginary murdered children? And I'm the bad guy here? It's me??

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The RCMP Bows Out
In Kamloops, the local Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) detachment launched an investigation in early June 2021 following the news of the discovery of children’s remains.78 Given the gravity of the allegations, police involvement was to be expected. Police visited the site and consulted the Kamloops First Nation. They also met with anthropologist Sarah Beaulieu, who was “quite scared” by the approach taken by the RCMP, according to Murray Sinclair, the former senator and chairman of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission. Before a House of Commons committee, he criticized what he called the “typical heavy-handed” way in which the Mounties were “simply intimidating people rather than helping them.”

"They can't just come in here and INVESTIGATE the claims of MASS MURDER like a bunch of jackbooted thugs!!"

He suggested that the RCMP should focus on obtaining relevant documents from the schools that could shed light on the deaths, rather than “pursuing those who are revealing the information.”79 Following Sinclair's criticism, the RCMP investigation was halted at the government’s request, possibly due to connections in the Prime Minister’s Office. The RCMP’s officer in charge stated that they would take guidance from First Nation community leaders to determine the next steps, “while at the same time being supportive, respectful, and culturally sensitive to the Indigenous communities that are impacted.”

"Well fuck if you don't want us to do anything allow us to suck your dicks and walk away whistling"

Chief Casimir was more decisive: she claimed that the RCMP had thereby acknowledged that her Nation “will be leading the investigation.”80 That, of course, meant that the Kamloops Indian Band would conduct its own criminal investigation into a significant criminal allegation — an unprecedented move in Canadian criminal history. Since then, there has been no excavation, and no proper investigation by the RCMP.

Turk thinks this is good. People should determine what the facts are by consensus - no investigations necessary.

 

[Turk February]

Nobody has. It might as well be the moon.

I went to Timmins. I drank in their airport. It's a very real place even though all they have to talk about is Shaniah Twain who I fucking loathe.