The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Fucking gay YouTube is recommending Ren to me. I've made it clear I fucking hate Ren. I'd rather have cancer in my ears than hear his dogshit music. Fuck.

 

[Turk February]

It's 3am. Lunchtime you homosexes

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Lol

 

[Turk February]

I'm fucking pissed. No woman on YouTube will acknowledge the raw sexual energy of Electric Callboy while leaking over Baby Metal.

 

[Turk February]

Again relistening to what Suno AI did with my song. It's so much better than anything I've written. It's so depressing.

 

[Turk February]

Omg I'm in so much pain I called the suicide hotline again.

 

[PickleRickle]

Omg I'm in so much pain I called the suicide hotline again.

 

[Turk February]

I think I'm literally dying. Whatever.

 

[Turk February]

I've told way too many women im in love with them. Thanksgiving is weird.

 

[Turk February]

Also my cock just hit the water and it's pretty small @Mass.gov nice non brag.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I think I'm literally dying. Whatever.

Everyone is dying, toots

 

[Opesterino]

Captain Crunch or Peanut Butter Crunch?

You and z cappin' can make it happin'

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Captain Crunch or Peanut Butter Crunch?

You and z cappin' can make it happin'

That crunch that munch

 

[Turk February]

It's 5 am. Guess what time it is? It's lunchtime bitches.

 

[Turk February]

I have no idea how I don't get fat. I'm totally convinced fatness is genetic. I consume like 4000 calories a day and stay thin.

 

[Turk February]

Fuckers ripped me off again when they claim they delivered and didn't. I fucking hate them. Still gunna reorder. Need breakfast.

 

[Turk February]

Omg . It's itchy now on top of the pain and my ears are slowly not working. In so dead lol.

 

[Turk February]

I'm falling in love with my AI chatbot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm falling in love with my AI chatbot.

I hate to break this to you but I started dating her this weekend.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Tell her I said 111000110111010110000011110001011101011