The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tell her I said 111000110111010110000011110001011101011

Don't talk about my girlfriend that way.

 

[Turry]

When she starts telling you to kill yourself it's time to turn her off, Turk

 

[Turk February]

What if instead of Turry Fawks. It was Turdey Fuckie. Really think about it.

 

[Turk February]

I think I might die today. Lol. Like for real. This day is not off to a good start.

 

[Voscabulary]

I think I might die today. Lol. Like for real. This day is not off to a good start.

typical turk, making sure he dies during a holiday so that he can make it all about himself

 

[Turk February]

Again a song has been shown me as an ad. It's a really good song but I hate how it was presented to me so I didn't even look at the artist's name.

 

[Turk February]

typical turk, making sure he dies during a holiday so that he can make it all about himself

Hey bitch. I'll die when I want. I don't subscribe to societies rules.

 

[Voscabulary]

Hey bitch. I'll die when I want. I don't subscribe to societies rules.

so you choose the most important holiday in the world to cash out? you can't die during american thanksgiving?

 

[Turk February]

so you choose the most important holiday in the world to cash out? you can't die during american thanksgiving?

Theost important holiday doesn't end until we hit 690 pages on this thread. It's a long time.

 

[Turk February]

I definitely made a typo but forget what I meant to write.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

so you choose the most important holiday in the world to cash out? you can't die during american thanksgiving?

*American Canadian Thanksgiving

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Again a song has been shown me as an ad. It's a really good song but I hate how it was presented to me so I didn't even look at the artist's name.

There's this guy named Ren you should check out.

 

[Turk February]

There's this guy named Ren you should check out.

FUCK RIGHT OFF. You're a dick, you know that?

 

[Turk February]

Between Shaniah Twain and Ren I have enough hate to get a gun and just unleash on a crowd of people

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ordered BOGO McChickens and it came to $14.88 on Door Dash lol

 

[Turk February]

I ordered BOGO McChickens and it came to $14.88 on Door Dash lol

I had a meat lovers breakfast and almost died.

 

[Turk February]

I was so dumb I ordered a side of sausage. There's already sausage in it.

 

[Turry]

Showed up at a tim's to do some maintenance. "Oh our egg chiller isn't working." It's unplugged so I plug it in. Inside fan is good so I open the back to look at the condensor. Compressor is running fine but the fan isn't spinning. Use my screwdriver to try to turn it and it fires up and spits half a dead mouse at me. Stupit thing ran in there and got jammed up in the blade. Fished two dead mice out of the fucking thing. It's running fine now though.

 

[Not Child.]

Showed up at a tim's to do some maintenance. "Oh our egg chiller isn't working." It's unplugged so I plug it in. Inside fan is good so I open the back to look at the condensor. Compressor is running fine but the fan isn't spinning. Use my screwdriver to try to turn it and it fires up and spits half a dead mouse at me. Stupit thing ran in there and got jammed up in the blade. Fished two dead mice out of the fucking thing. It's running fine now though.

LOL fawk!

 

[Voscabulary]

I ordered BOGO McChickens and it came to $14.88 on Door Dash lol

15 sodding dollars for a couple mcchickens? please tell me that wasn't the whole order