The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Dude I think I'm dying for real. If I do. I am sorry I didn't do Canadian Christmas.

 

[Turk February]

I can't describe how much pain im in. It's beyond words. I wish my hand was cut off by boqs

 

[Turry]

Go to the hospital ya big goof

 

[Turk February]

Go to the hospital ya big goof

That word doesn't mean in Ontario what it means in BC. We have to fight now.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That word doesn't mean in Ontario what it means in BC. We have to fight now.

You got blood poisoning, bubba

 

[Turry]

That word doesn't mean in Ontario what it means in BC. We have to fight now.

Alright well stop at a hospital on your way and then I'll give ya the fuckin right-left

 

[Turry]

HE'S A MOLESTOR
A CHIIIIIIIILLLLLD MOLESTOR

 

[Turk February]

And I can't go to the hospital. I've got agoraphobia. It's why the paramedics are always here.

 

[Turry]

Get the paramedics to drag your paraphiliac ass to the hospital

 

[Turk February]

For our American Friends that was a Tom Green reference. From the Canadian masterpiece Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[Turk February]

Get the paramedics to drag your paraphiliac ass to the hospital

I can't go to the hospital. There's people there.

 

[Turry]

 

[Turk February]

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If I do either of those things the American Thanksgiving thread will over take us. Have you considered the consequences?

 

[Turry]

If I do either of those things the American Thanksgiving thread will over take us. Have you considered the consequences?

Consequentialism is a poor ethical model

 

[Turk February]

Ooh it's almost 7. You know what that is? Lunchtime.

 

[Turk February]

Consequentialism is a poor ethical model

Wait. Do you really believe your intentions matter more than the results? speaking from experience they don't.

 

[Turry]

Wait. Do you really believe your intentions matter more than the results? speaking from experience they don't.

I believe that consequentialism is too prone to change, that's all. I like a schema that can't be completely up-ended by the changing tides of public opinion.

 

[Turk February]

I believe that consequentialism is too prone to change, that's all. I like a schema that can't be completely up-ended by the changing tides of public opinion.

An opinion doesn't need to be correct to have an effect and be right. But I still believe every action has a reaction. Even in rhetoric.

 

[Turry]

An opinion doesn't need to be correct to have an be effect and right.

Effective? Sure. Right? You'd have to be correct to be right.

 

[Turk February]

Effective? Sure. Right? You'd have to be correct to be right.

You actually don't. You don't even need to be honest to be right. There's a reason there's two different words.