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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Reasons I will thrive in prison

  1. I'll eat any old slop as long as there's enough salt
  2. Deeeecent Bubbles impression
  3. I like chess
  4. I'm a psychosexual sadist
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
It's too bad the Liberals are about to be fuckin' dummied in the election. I was hoping they'd get around to opening up some gulags so I could hang with like-minded individuals and fart on Jordan Peterson until he calls me a demon.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
I liked the books, okay? I think her philosophy is dog shit but they were decent reads.
 
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