The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Ayn and Friedrich sitting in a tree

Whether we had sex or not doesn't matter in the greater scheme of things, Ayn. The universe is quick to forget.

 

[Turk February]

Ayn, my penis can't get hard right now but in the greater scheme of things, it's meaningless.

 

[Turk February]

Europe has a history of delusion, Ayn. Such as that my penis should work.

 

[Turry]

My penis is dead and I have killed it

 

[Turk February]

Nietzche with impotence is my new favorite character

 

[Turry]

It basically explains everything about him.

 

[Turk February]

Aw. I like him. I quote him sometimes in conversation but I am a drunk.

 

[Turk February]

Your reason will tell you your penis doesn't work, your pride will tell you it's fine. In your memory the pride will win out and tell you your penis worked.

 

[Turry]

When you stare into the penis be careful that the penis doesn't stare back into you

 

[Turk February]

When you stare into the penis be careful that the penis doesn't stare back into you

That's what I don't get about nihilism. Why can you just find joy in staring into a penis?

 

[Turry]

That's what I don't get about nihilism. Why can you just find joy in staring into a penis?

It's disteleological

 

[Turk February]

It's disteleological

Distesticicalogical. The ontological position testicles don't and should not exist.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a traditional Thanksgiving nap. Hatred prevails when we don't nap.

Nigger, hatred prevails if we (you) don't get back on some sort of normal sleep schedule. Sleep is important.

It is the weekend though and still Canadian Thanksgiving, so do your thang, brothasucka.

 

[Turk February]

Nigger, hatred prevails if we (you) don't get back on some sort of normal sleep schedule. Sleep is important.

It is the weekend though and still Canadian Thanksgiving, so do your thang, brothasucka.

Sleep is a capitalist social construction. All I need is penis chinese penis.

 

[Turk February]

I will dismantle systematic oppression by napping some times quite late.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nietzsche was kind of just a big-talking pussy if you think about it. He's got that quote about how men should have "claws". Like, what's that mean to you, philosopher? He means that men should be sassy, sharp-tongued fags like him who don't learn from outside sources and take that as something to pride themselves on. Because they can't just shut up and believe that there's people who know better than them and they learned by DOING.

Philosophers all deserve to be forgotten.

 

[Turk February]

Nietzsche was kind of just a big-talking pussy if you think about it. He's got that quote about how men should have "claws". Like, what's that mean to you, philosopher? He means that men should be sassy, sharp-tongued fags like him who don't learn from outside sources and take that as something to pride themselves on. Because they can't just shut up and believe that there's people who know better than them and they learned by DOING.

Philosophers all deserve to be forgotten.

As a rhetoric student first I am horrified by this take.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I could rip Nietzsche in half. Literally. I'm a werewolf, faggot, try your claws.

 

[Turk February]

I could rip Nietzsche in half. Literally. I'm a werewolf, faggot, try your claws.

Nietzsche could inspire an army to fire artillery at you.

 

[Turry]