The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't just sit and think. That's how you get a Jordan Peterson. Live life. Experience things. Learn how to do things and build things from people who are great at what they do. That's how you gain knowledge. You can read about a lot of things until you're sure you have it dialed in and then the first time you do it you make the same mistakes as every first timer.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Rip my pants
Rip my shirt
Gonna eat your thesis for dessert
I'm a werewolf faggot and here I come

 

[Turk February]

I never got the tragically hip tbh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nietzsche could inspire an army to fire artillery at you.

What, and I couldn't?

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I never got the tragically hip tbh.

It's a fun song. They're an alright band if you can ignore everyone sucking their dicks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I never got the tragically hip tbh.

I've covered it but I respect the music and I know for a fact Gord Downie was a great man but his voice makes me sick in the same way the REM guy does. Sing some middle eastern shit that's suited to your stupid voices or something, dinks.

 

[Turk February]

It's a fun song. They're an alright band if you can ignore everyone sucking their dicks.

Are they kind of like Canada's Ween? Where they have a small but really dedicated fan base?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hhheeeeeyyyin the hundredth meridiuh

 

[Turk February]

Hhheeeeeyyyin the hundredth meridiuh

Famously covered by Canadian singer Boq because it's about geopolitics.

 

[Turk February]

He would spin the microphone stand around and sit on dancers while they crawled on the floor. It was an amazing stage show.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Little Bones goes hard okay

 

[Turk February]

I'm not the biggest fan of Boq but his live performances are amazing

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

He would spin the microphone stand around and sit on dancers while they crawled on the floor. It was an amazing stage show.

I saw them twice in Ottawa and I think he may have been possessed tbh. He broke the stand into three pieces and then straddled the base, started doing circles and didn't miss a beat. Fucking wild.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

My buddy impersonated a cop and snuck me into the blues festival with two backpacks full of beer and weed. Good times.

 

[Turk February]

I saw them twice in Ottawa and I think he may have been possessed tbh. He broke the stand into three pieces and then straddled the base, started doing circles and didn't miss a beat. Fucking wild.

I don't want to make any slanderous accusations but I heard he's into penis chinese penis.

 

[Turk February]

My buddy impersonated a cop and snuck me into the blues festival with two backpacks full of beer and weed. Good times.

Is there anything more southern Ontario than getting shit faced at a blues festival? You may have broken the code.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Is there anything more southern Ontario than getting shit faced at a blues festival? You may have broken the code.

I didn't really acclimate to the culture there so I don't know if you're being facetious or not

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fugged one of the Canadian Idol finalists I met at a blues fest. I proposed to her with my stupid skull ring after she finished her set.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I didn't really acclimate to the culture there so I don't know if you're being facetious or not

No all cool Southern Ontarians have amazing Bluesfest memories.

 

[Turk February]

I didn't really acclimate to the culture there so I don't know if you're being facetious or not

Every fucking city has a blues and jazz festival usually back to back. And it's just and excuse to drink in public