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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I'll Die With a Blackfly Pickin' My Bones
Don't just sit and think. That's how you get a Jordan Peterson. Live life. Experience things. Learn how to do things and build things from people who are great at what they do. That's how you gain knowledge. You can read about a lot of things until you're sure you have it dialed in and then the first time you do it you make the same mistakes as every first timer.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Rip my pants
Rip my shirt
Gonna eat your thesis for dessert
I'm a werewolf faggot and here I come
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I'll Die With a Blackfly Pickin' My Bones
I never got the tragically hip tbh.
I've covered it but I respect the music and I know for a fact Gord Downie was a great man but his voice makes me sick in the same way the REM guy does. Sing some middle eastern shit that's suited to your stupid voices or something, dinks.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
He would spin the microphone stand around and sit on dancers while they crawled on the floor. It was an amazing stage show.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I saw them twice in Ottawa and I think he may have been possessed tbh. He broke the stand into three pieces and then straddled the base, started doing circles and didn't miss a beat. Fucking wild.
I don't want to make any slanderous accusations but I heard he's into penis chinese penis.
 
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