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I'm so sorry I just tried to tell you what to do with your own body. I could go to prison for that.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I think it's hilarious my stomach fucking hurts as bad as it does but my brain goes "do more of the same"
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My body's nobody's body but mine
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Shitting blood from fast food is protected under section 32 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms
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Popeye's is no fucking joke man. I only ever got the shrimp for years (which is awesome) but I recently started getting their chicken sandwiches and I totally understand the riots.
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I know it's not good but I'm also kind of ocd I can't think of anything else I want.
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I've told this story before. Maybe even in this thread. I used to live above a Greek restaurant that sold double cheeseburgers in Brantford. I think I gained 60 pounds in a year cuz I couldn't stop getting them.
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The Greek guy at the counter was even like "maybe a sub today?"
Mustard
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Those are both insulting, Boq
Mustard
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Big deal, I could just do it myself by bending backwards really far
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You broke the system. The world will never be the same. If a man can 96 himself, think of the other possibilities!
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Oh wow he figured out how to Dutch oven himself. Give the kid a medal
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This traditional Canadian martial art is foreign to me. I'm a foreigner and only know how to shit myself.
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My retarded brain wouldn't let me stop. I'm getting a ghost Pepper burger. For some reason I thought coleslaw as a side would make it better.
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#turksbodyturkschoice
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Have you tried punching your brain in the dick?
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I am like 90 percent sure they will fuck up the order.
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Many times. Repetitively. In succession. And then I make cumsies.
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Hopefully. Coleslaw sucks.
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And that's coming from a guy who loves cabbage.