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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Wow. A lot happened last night. Lil bit of Thanksgiving drama. Uncle Turk tried to slash Uncle Boq's face while we were all sitting on the floor watching The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Disney short and now it's like it never happened.

I accidentally insulted Turk one time over his Jim Graves Turkmas video that I had requested 7000 times. I figured he'd know I was fucking around but he was pissed. I do like that every time I've seen Turk mad at someone he goes full on "Fuck you, bitch. You're lucky I don't hunt you down" mode, but he didn't do that to me.

Also, Turk, regarding the bloodshit, I've had the same thing happen several times. It's from alcohol and a lot of spicy food. You probably have a stomach ulcer. I also throw up blood sometimes.
 

Turk February

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Wow. A lot happened last night. Lil bit of Thanksgiving drama. Uncle Turk tried to slash Uncle Boq's face while we were all sitting on the floor watching The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Disney short and now it's like it never happened.

I accidentally insulted Turk one time over his Jim Graves Turkmas video that I had requested 7000 times. I figured he'd know I was fucking around but he was pissed. I do like that every time I've seen Turk mad at someone he goes full on "Fuck you, bitch. You're lucky I don't hunt you down" mode, but he didn't do that to me.

Also, Turk, regarding the bloodshit, I've had the same thing happen several times. It's from alcohol and a lot of spicy food. You probably have a stomach ulcer. I also throw up blood sometimes.
I'll admit I was out of line. I just prefer people throw hate in my face than do it behind my back. Hatred will prevail if we cum on each other's spines.
 

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I've tried being nice to Mustard. I've offered him a paid writing job and free help with language learning cuz it's what I'm good at. Because I think he's a confused kid. But he's way too antisocial to deal with.
 

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Also no understating of timing. The time to throw the Boq hates you grenade would have been in September when we were having serious discussions about a show.
 
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