The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

You have my word I don't think you're low IQ

I'd cite the exact posts you made but it would expose my source. Just don't talk shit in the future. If you have an issue with me say it to me. I'm right here.

 

[Mass.gov]

Lmao I know what's going on, those screenshots are from back when I was taunting you with ruqyas and jinn exorcisms, holee shit. The dates will absolve me

You have my word they're old af and way prior to our discord convo

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

What if Snoop Dogg was Muslim and the song was Jinn and Juice

 

[Mass.gov]

What if Snoop Dogg was Muslim and the song was Jinn and Juice

Theres's a reason why Gin, Whiskey etc were called SPIRITS

 

[Turk February]

What if Snoop Dogg was Muslim and the song was Jinn and Juice

Sipping on robin Williams from Aladdin.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Don't make me save Canadian Thanksgiving alone. We can all get a medal from the CEO of Tim Horton's

 

[Turk February]

Theres's a reason why Gin, Whiskey etc were called SPIRITS

There's a myth among alcoholics that the word alcohol comes from the arabic al Ghul. Like a Ghoul because how destructive it is. Totally made up.

 

[Turk February]

Don't make me save Canadian Thanksgiving alone. We can all get a medal from the CEO of Tim Horton's

Boq admitted he said what he said but it was way before we had any relationship. I believe him. I'm still hurt and want an apology but fuck it.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

So as long as Turk puts the Busch can he stomped into a shiv down and Boq gives me his detonator we can get back to celebrating

 

[Turk February]

Thanksgiving is fine.

 

[Turk February]

So as long as Turk puts the Busch can he stomped into a shiv down and Boq gives me his detonator we can get back to celebrating

If I put the Busch down how am I supposed to make all the thanksgiving piss?

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

If I put the Busch down how am I supposed to make all the thanksgiving piss?

Turk... it's empty buddy. Just crack another one

 

[Turk February]

Turk... it's empty buddy. Just crack another one

There's a little in the bottom. I think. Fuck where is it?

 

[Mustard]

I hate Minaw

 

[Turk February]

I hate Minaw

You're his evil replacement

 

[Turk February]

Wait do we have any evidence @Mustard isn't minaw? Like some when I become dark Turk.

 

[Turk February]

Not gunna lie boys. I think I took too much penis chinese penis. I might need to lay down.

 

[Turk February]

All the things that I saw, all the tears I have cried, all that I've done. It's gone just gone. Because of the penis chinese penis.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Some guys can't handle their penis chinese penis. They go to a dark place.

 

[Turk February]

Some guys can't handle their penis chinese penis. They go to a dark place.

I can handle it. I swear. Just a few more days I'll get a handle on it.