Tales from the bar

[Riccardo Bosi]

I did the Chip Chipperson "dats a good one tss" to a drunk at the bar once. That's more interesting than the knife tale.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

CKRTs aren’t even that nice, shut the fuck up Patrick

Nice 8cr13mov, stupid

 

[warchief1978]

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Be more funny!!!

 

[Meownaw]

I honestly don't know what's worse if that cosplay is him trooning out or if he is Alice in Chains.

 

[guest]

hats really the most use Pats knife gets. Opening amazon boxes and cutting meatloaf. Its a glorified box cutter. Nothing wrong with carrying a knife but its hardly brag worthy.

I don't think my ribs would ever recover if somehow there was footage of him fatly and gayly flicking his knife open at Hooligans and slicing meatloaf.

 

[guest]

I honestly don't know what's worse if that cosplay is him trooning out or if he is Alice in Chains.

I thought you were referring to the first picture where he looks like jerry cantrell but then I saw the dress and recognized the double entendre
punchin out

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I thought you were referring to the first picture where he looks like jerry cantrell but then I saw the dress and recognized the double entendre
punchin out

Man with a box.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Just look at that skill ladies.

Lmao he can’t even fold it and put it in his pocket without using two hands. Even the cat lurking in the next room is so ashamed of him that it has to avert its eyes:

Nice scalp, stupid:

Greying Pat is fine but it looks like Bald Pat will be with us soon. Can’t hardly wait.

 

[Stent]

He's going to be Pat from Moonachie's clone replacement. I hope he also loses a leg. From the neck down.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

As much shit as Pat talks, he never shares any evidence that would validate his supposed tough guy bona fides. We all know this submissive bitch wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Piggy’s lack of self awareness always leads to unintentional consequences. I don’t think he realizes in most of his stories he’s the cunt.

He makes himself come off like that barfly guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit with the hard boiled egg. He just hangs out until the opportunity to be obnoxious and annoying pops up. Except he doesn't get roughed up. He would neutralize Eddie Valiant on sight, stlaker.

 

[StillHilarious_mybb]

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Nice $60 knife, stupid.

I might buy one for my nephew once he gets a few years older. I’m not really a knife guy but my EDC knife is three times the cost of six figure Pat

what a thing to brag about, faggot