Tales from the bar

Does hooligans not have cutlery? Why would he have to use his own knife? They’re gonna cut their steak with the gross blade that’s sitting in a pocket with dirty gross cash? Again, why wouldn’t he just use the restaurant’s knife? I don’t get it. He’s a fat, stupid, gay liar.
TripAdvisor recommend bringing a jungle knife to cut through the soup skin. Some do.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
How is a pen knife going to cut steak better than the knifes they give you at the restaurant? Who boasts about barging in to conversations to insult people? If any of this was true this fat pig is lucky he hasn't been beaten to death, if he acts irl like he does online and in his head.

Even in pig's fantasy, he is a cunt.
In fairness, bar knifes are garbage. I hope his story doesnt take place at Hooligans because I just looked at their menu and they dont serve anything that would even require a sharp knife.
 
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FrogmanKurlan

Kill a commie for mommy, awright
I am almost 50 years old. I've eaten out hundreds of times, probably thousands. I've never seen a person pull out a fucking pocket knife to cut their food and that's living in a pretty rural area of the South. He's such a fucking liar.
I’ve seen it done a couple of times while working at a steakhouse and it was always by some faggot momma’s boy type dude. Just like Pat.
If I had to guess someone said this to Pat and he took it to twitter to sooth his ego
 

Guinness525

Whispers of Greatness

At 0:45, I love that dopey glance he gives the camera as he’s kneeling on the floor. There’s just something so pathetic about it.

A fat man on his knees with a lizard on his shoulder, being filmed from a distance by his silent wife. And then he looks up at her the way a girl would as she’s blowing you.

This is how he advertises.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
Fat lying faggot alert:
Find steak on this menu


Patrick needs his head stomped until he can no longer tweet.
 

RobertMewler

Fat lying faggot alert:
Find steak on this menu


Patrick needs his head stomped until he can no longer tweet.
"Well, the problem with that sweetie is I never mentioned Hooligan's by name." Technicality Tits wins again!
 
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