Tales from the bar

[guest]

Nice letting people who call the cops on you know that you carry a concealed weapon, stupid.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

At about 50 seconds in: “Come on get in here!” in a high-pitched voice. That’s barely suppressed rage.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

At about 50 seconds in: “Come on get in here!” in a high-pitched voice. That’s barely suppressed rage.

Something tells me Niki is always walking on egg shells with Pat. She knows he’s a temper tantrum waiting to happen.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

So not only is this a story he autistically made up, it also makes him look like a jerk and isn't funny. Fawkin home run patty!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That dog's cock is probably bigger than his

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Lets just say its true.

Pat interrupts this guy about to eat. Acts like he hasnt see one of those knifes before with a "thats cool" but backhand compliments with basically saying he has a girls knife.

Why not just say " Thats a good knife, I got the same knife for my wife" right out of the gate instead of acting like you never seen one? Obviously its because it would ruin the setup to his forced feminist snarky twitter joke.

I hope the cats shred the couch and ottoman.

At about 50 seconds in: “Come on get in here!” in a high-pitched voice. That’s barely suppressed rage.

Who the hell would buy that crap book?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

At about 50 seconds in: “Come on get in here!” in a high-pitched voice. That’s barely suppressed rage.

Its like when Niki goes “BRYCE CEENYEEN!”
and Pat goes “ *sigh* Sunrise point (you dumb bitch)”

 

[Jenna]

Spend your days crying to the press about what a sweet lil' victim you are.

Spend your nights at the bar unnecessarily challenging the masculinity of strangers.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Something tells me Niki is always walking on egg shells with Pat. She knows he’s a temper tantrum waiting to happen.

Imagine if she didn’t follow Pat’s script during the latest interview.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Spend your days crying to the press about what a sweet lil' victim you are.

Spend your nights at the bar unnecessarily challenging the masculinity of strangers.

The Duality of Pig.

 

[guest]

This sent my ribs into orbit. Belly laugh. What fucking freaks…

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That dog's cock is probably bigger than his

What the fuck is with these weirdos and swords? Ever single one has a sword! Is it required for being a pedo?

 

[The Greaseman]

I sometimes get tired of accusing everyone I hate of being a fag, but this is gay as fuck.

I mean Jesus, I've never seen someone cut a box open so gayly. Not even women.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It was such a heckin good post its worth retweeting

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Careful we got a bad ass over here

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Careful we got a bad ass over here
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I've carried a box cutter everyday of my life and only used it twice, who cares.

Dan, that's a reference to the time I raped someone in a bathroom in high school as well as another incident that is open.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I've carried a box cutter everyday of my life and only used it twice, who cares.

Dan, that's a reference to the time I raped someone in a bathroom in high school as well as another incident that is open.

Thats really the most use Pats knife gets. Opening amazon boxes and cutting meatloaf. Its a glorified box cutter. Nothing wrong with carrying a knife but its hardly brag worthy.

 

[Phish]

The guy simply had his own bespoke pocket steak knife. You wouldnt know much about that because you just learned about that phrase a few months ago so I’ll let you pass on this one Fat.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Thats really the most use Pats knife gets. Opening amazon boxes and cutting meatloaf. Its a glorified box cutter. Nothing wrong with carrying a knife but its hardly brag worthy.

If you want to brag about using a knife to show off how masculine and handy you are then go on about your $200+ multitool that you "use every day". Absolutely nobody cares that you have a folding knife that you carry everyday and never use. It isn't even worth a shit in a fight unless you can call timeouts and fumble in your pocket.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Nice unacknowledged sexism, stupid.