Tales from the bar

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[💩💩💩💩]

cool story

 

[Random username]

Booooooo

 

[Meownaw]

I hate him

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Did he?Does she? Did ya?

 

[The Greaseman]

Fascinating

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lets just say its true.

Pat interrupts this guy about to eat. Acts like he hasnt see one of those knifes before with a "thats cool" but backhand compliments with basically saying he has a girls knife.

Why not just say " Thats a good knife, I got the same knife for my wife" right out of the gate instead of acting like you never seen one? Obviously its because it would ruin the setup to his forced feminist snarky twitter joke.

I hope the cats shred the couch and ottoman.

 

[Meownaw]

Lets just say its true.

Pat interrupts this guy about to eat. Acts like he hasnt see one of those knifes before with a "thats cool" but backhand compliments with basically saying he has a girls knife.

Why not just say " Thats a good knife, I got the same knife for my wife" right out of the gate instead of acting like you never seen one? Obviously its because it would ruin the setup to his forced feminist snarky twitter joke.

I hope the cats shred the couch and ottoman.

Harsh but fair. I really hope those cats still have claws and that sick fucking faggot didn't declaw them.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm not clear on this supposed guy's knife. Am I to imagine that it's a folding steak knife, or just a normal folding pocketknife like any of us might carry? It's this confounding retard shit that gets to me the most. He's also hateable for much more serious reasons of course, like his lack of morals or violent obesity.

 

[guest]

He says odd shit to people, dude.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm not clear on this supposed guy's knife. Am I to imagine that it's a folding steak knife, or just a normal folding pocketknife like any of us might carry? It's this confounding retard shit that gets to me the most. He's also hateable for much more serious reasons of course, like his lack of morals or violent obesity.

A utility knife that almost everyone probably carries in wisconsin

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

A utility knife that almost everyone probably carries in wisconsin

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That's what I thought. What an unremarkable occurrence.

 

[guest]

I am almost 50 years old. I've eaten out hundreds of times, probably thousands. I've never seen a person pull out a fucking pocket knife to cut their food and that's living in a pretty rural area of the South. He's such a fucking liar.

 

[guest]

I'm not clear on this supposed guy's knife. Am I to imagine that it's a folding steak knife, or just a normal folding pocketknife like any of us might carry? It's this confounding retard shit that gets to me the most. He's also hateable for much more serious reasons of course, like his lack of morals or violent obesity.

Don’t try to find reason in insanity, my friend.

 

[guest]

It’s straight BS because we know he is a meek, large breasted loser in real life but it really shows what a tremendous asshole he is that this is how he wishes he interacts with people.

just a tremendously unlikable guy. And he’s fat.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pat drives up and gets out of his 2008 limited edition V6 Mustang
Me: Wow cool car man!
Pat: Thanks.
Me: My hairdresser has the same car.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I am almost 50 years old. I've eaten out hundreds of times, probably thousands. I've never seen a person pull out a fucking pocket knife to cut their food and that's living in a pretty rural area of the South. He's such a fucking liar.

If you dont think pat flicks his knife out at every meal than you havent been paying attention. Pat is that guy that thinks people are impressed by a one handed wrist flick to snap the blade out. He did it in his 2min rant where he opens up abox of books. You can tell he thinks he looks bad ass when he does it.

 

[Harry Powell]

Yet another way he tried to copy PCJ (RIP)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That's what I thought. What an unremarkable occurrence.

Yep, this is something that with normal people it wouldnt even register a memory but Pat thinks its such moment that twitter needed to hear about it.

 

[guest]

Does hooligans not have cutlery? Why would he have to use his own knife? They’re gonna cut their steak with the gross blade that’s sitting in a pocket with dirty gross cash? Again, why wouldn’t he just use the restaurant’s knife? I don’t get it. He’s a fat, stupid, gay liar.

I wish the guy threw it across the bar and left it dangling from his jugular.