T-1 Hour until Exam Time

[Chive Turkey]

Whatever may be the actual state of events, the image of Patrick furiously no, childing atalkers on his phone while he's literally waiting on being ushered into the court proceedings that'll catalogue and facilitate his on-coming bankruptcy is the most emblematic encapsulation of his whole saga.

 

[Meownaw]

Serendipitously, someone posted this on Gab right now.

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖙 on Gab: ''

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖙 on Gab: ''

gab.com

Both are named Patrick too. Really makes you think.

 

[wbgreen]

From a fag on KF:

Patrick choosing to agree to everything in the debtors exam just so he can exit as quickly as posible to start tweting again so he can prove us the debtor exam didnt exist is so stupid its something he could very well do

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

As long as you pay the retainer you can get a lawyer for anything. The second it runs out you’re dead to them though.

I hear you and I generally agree but I have a bunch of lawyer friends who turn down clients all the time because their case is nonsensical or they refuse to represent the client.

So yes, it’s a possibility he could find someone to rep him but I think it’s unlikely. The only reason he’s in this mess in the first place is because SFWA fronted the money for Brinton to go and fail spectacularly.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[More Worser]

how long is the drive? 30 minutes. That would be the gap in tweets to arrive. Then he could be tweeting while waiting.

"I don't think Pat tweets while he drives"
Stop projecting your own decency onto others.

 

[Meownaw]

It's just that the pool is narrowed down a lot , but I'm sure you could find some shitty lawyer to take anything. I'm guessing its like those plastic surgeons who do work on celebrities that look ridiculous. "What doctor would do this?" , but someone does.

Is it even possible for one shittier than the dishonorable Stavros?

 

[BoomerSperg]

I have to wonder how many emails the receptionist for the courtroom will be getting today asking if she's seen a porcine individual go in and out of hemmers courtroom.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I have to wonder how many emails the receptionist for the courtroom will be getting today asking if she's seen a porcine individual go in and out of hemmers courtroom.

@SpaceEdge comment?

 

[Caverlock]

I have to wonder how many emails the receptionist for the courtroom will be getting today asking if she's seen a porcine individual go in and out of hemmers courtroom.

I imagine her being 70 and offering him a beverage while he waits, which he swats (no pun intended) to the ground and yells, "nice try, senior-child!"

 

[Chive Turkey]

He hasn't tweeted in the last half hour again.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is it even possible for one shittier than the dishonorable Stavros?

I think I’m done saying Stavros was shitty. Yes, he wasn’t an omega Chad with a 10 inch dong like El Tigre, but goddamn did that guy fight for his awful client.

He knew the case was destined for failure but he got up there and was embarrassed multiple times by the good judge Schulman and he still kept fighting to take down the first amendment.

I’d sooner hire him than “something something gamesmanship” Resto.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I have to wonder how many emails the receptionist for the courtroom will be getting today asking if she's seen a porcine individual go in and out of hemmers courtroom.

You gotta narrow it down more, it’s Milwaukee we’re talking about. Ask about fat, smelly, greasy, and very rude man.

Edit: nevermind porcine covers it, I thought it just meant fat

 

[Meownaw]

He hasn't tweeted in the last half hour again.

Wonder if he started talking about his side yet.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I imagine her being 70 and offering him a beverage while he waits, which he swats (no pun intended) to the ground and yells, "nice try, senior-child!"

He is corny enough that he would say "Id rather have a beer"

 

[Duxbury Dave]

I have to wonder how many emails the receptionist for the courtroom will be getting today asking if she's seen a porcine individual go in and out of hemmers courtroom.

Do we have a name of the location for the hearing? In case any independent journalists had some simple yes/no questions to ask.

 

[Meownaw]

I think I’m done saying Stavros was shitty. Yes, he wasn’t an omega Chad with a 10 inch dong like El Tigre, but goddamn did that guy fight for his awful client.

He knew the case was destined for failure but he got up there and was embarrassed multiple times by the good judge Schulman and he still kept fighting to take down the first amendment.

I’d sooner hire him than “something something gamesmanship” Resto.

Memba when Pat interrupted and he took a recess. I would give anything to know what he told him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I dont know if Pats BP meds can handle it.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Right now is one of the worst moments of Pat's life.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Mr Tomlinson, How do you mean, sit on the couch and Tweet for making a living?