I've been taking a deep dive on this John Goldman fruit today. It's not that surprising though when you consider that even Jim Norton once had an advice show on the radio
Edit: still hilarious though
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Supposed masculinity expert Jack Murphy AKA John Goldman spazes out when you mention his literal cuck behavior
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Edit: still hilarious though
Nigga's probably offering plus 2 packages to accommodate the bulls
They keep finding more
Shaddup
No, goy. I will not.
Impersonation and cyberstalker account. Report and block.
This was advised to me by my lawyers to gather discovery evidence for your eventual convictions.
No, child, it wasn't. Hush now.
Yes, goy. It was.
No, child, it wasn't. Hush now. Nom nom nom you have peanut butter in your mouth infant baby child.
My wife has eaten peanut butter out of my anus before, if that's what you mean. Shush now.
We all saw the videos.
Thank you for that, it will go into record.
Why does your avi look like bad PS2 graphics?
And I don't even watch porn, let alone videos of hairy, naked, middle aged schlubs.
Don't fret over that, you will see me clearly in court.