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Super Bowl LVIII thread
- Thread starter Slackjawed Cow
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Every year average Americans line up in front of their TV, seed oils and processed foods in hand, to watch The Spook Bowl. Their TV screen is flooded with niggers and the old white TV presenters with guns to their heads being forced to praise the black mens physicalities. Biden doesn’t ever bother to show up because everybody now knows government is a sham. Who cares? But don’t worry “white men”, Travaxx KelCIA is your honorary goy to keep the white men feeling included. The game starts FUUBALL. TEN HUUUUT. Throw ball. Fumble. Move further. TEEEEN HUUUT. Throw ball. Tackle. Move further. Every bar in America goes wild, the waitresses being finger fucked in ecstasy, or anger, by the “winners” and “losers.” Cut to commercials. This is when the public truly starts paying attention, and their mouths drool over the thought of consooming the degenerate corporations flashing colors in their faces. The minute an ad ends they pick up their phones and tweet inane nonsense trying to go viral. Exactly 3 people see it, as everyone else is too busy trying to get their quips in. Finally the Half Time Glow starts and that tar baby faggot from 2004 starts crooning his dirty nigger tunes. No one cares. They’re glued to their screens and tumescent at the kike brainwashing laid before them. The only time they look away is to post a tweet praising the nigger. Finally the game starts again and by this point half of the people watching are passed out in an alcoholic stupor. Ten hut. Ball thrown. Fumble. Move further. GAME OVER. Chiefs win. Taylor runs onstage and she takes the trophy. “I’d just like to thank blacks and immigrants and Joe Biden.” Everyone cheers. Cities burn, not due to her endorsement, but because a team lost.
Brock's not ready for this.
Chiefs by 45.
Chiefs by 45.
Hoo hoo. He’s my favorite Robin. We need to get him for another interview after this. You know the only reason he played the Super Bowl is he was on my show.
Norton had a beard. She’s 6 foot 3 and has an 8 inch penis.
Reba McIntyre was worse. Getting cute with America the beautiful isn't as gay as getting cute with the anthem.
Muted the segregation anthem.
Agree. Post Malone was more boring than anything.
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Don't be. I can't complain overall
Fuck Hawaii. I hope another natural disaster hits them.
Going with the white QB, RB, and TE team
I bet on The Chiefs but I’d rather see them lose. It’s a tough one, man.
OMG SO EDGY!
He's going to spend the whole game drunk trying to make a viral tweet
Make no mistake, if cocksucking were a technique in football the 49ers would win
Got one already nice start
Niggers be green now, y'all.
So the witch is a dyke now?