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Super Bowl LVIII thread

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Sue Lightning said:
Every year average Americans line up in front of their TV, seed oils and processed foods in hand, to watch The Spook Bowl. Their TV screen is flooded with niggers and the old white TV presenters with guns to their heads being forced to praise the black mens physicalities. Biden doesn’t ever bother to show up because everybody now knows government is a sham. Who cares? But don’t worry “white men”, Travaxx KelCIA is your honorary goy to keep the white men feeling included. The game starts FUUBALL. TEN HUUUUT. Throw ball. Fumble. Move further. TEEEEN HUUUT. Throw ball. Tackle. Move further. Every bar in America goes wild, the waitresses being finger fucked in ecstasy, or anger, by the “winners” and “losers.” Cut to commercials. This is when the public truly starts paying attention, and their mouths drool over the thought of consooming the degenerate corporations flashing colors in their faces. The minute an ad ends they pick up their phones and tweet inane nonsense trying to go viral. Exactly 3 people see it, as everyone else is too busy trying to get their quips in. Finally the Half Time Glow starts and that tar baby faggot from 2004 starts crooning his dirty nigger tunes. No one cares. They’re glued to their screens and tumescent at the kike brainwashing laid before them. The only time they look away is to post a tweet praising the nigger. Finally the game starts again and by this point half of the people watching are passed out in an alcoholic stupor. Ten hut. Ball thrown. Fumble. Move further. GAME OVER. Chiefs win. Taylor runs onstage and she takes the trophy. “I’d just like to thank blacks and immigrants and Joe Biden.” Everyone cheers. Cities burn, not due to her endorsement, but because a team lost.
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