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  • On 01-26-2021, Patrick S Tomlinson submitted a lawsuit, case number 2021CV000500 in Wisconsin. The address listed on the court website is 2316 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53211 US

    This lawsuit claimed multiple torts. One of which was that a book review quoted as "John Doe 11 posting as 'barfyman362': "Not good...Just not good."

    As stated on page 3 of the complaint. This was brought by Minc Law "NOW COMES the Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson ("Plaintiff") by his atorneys, Axley Brynelson, LLP and Minc Law," Specifically Brinton J Resto.

    The Complaint authored by Brinton J Resto's stated verbatim, "Upon information and belief, Defendants John Does 1-60 ("Defendants") are individuals who anonymously authored and published false and defamatory statements regarding Plaintiff"

    As per Minc Law's website

    • https://www.minclaw.com/wisconsin-defamation-law-state-guide/

    • Opinion refers to statements and communications which are unable to be independently verified as fact or fiction, and relied on by defamation defendants in the United States and Wisconsin.

    • After a performer emailed her customer to complain about her performance being posted and shared online, the customer distributed the performer’s email among its community, along with a notation characterizing it as “overzealous,” “litigious” and “heavy-handed.” The court held that such characterizations merely expressed the author’s opinion about the email and was thus not defamatory.

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    Mr Resto, who does in fact hold a law degree (I’m as shocked as you, but I doubled checked). Decided that statement Not good...Just not good was in fact defamatory per Wisconsin law.

    Yes that’s the very same Brinton J. Resto who joined The Calkins Law Firm in July of 2022.
    https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/

    By dismissing this notice you accept these factual statements.

Super Bowl LVIII thread

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Post all football/super bowl related gayness. Commercials, Taylor Swift, or even talk about the actual game here.

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Chiefs will win, Swift and Kelce will kiss on the field as 30 cameras record it from their planned perspectives and everyone will act like it's an organic moment.
They seem the most prepared and seasoned for it. Im surprised they are the "underdog" in the vegas odds. Even if its only -1.5pts. Niners seemed to not be playing at full potential the last two games.
 

Jizz

What's on the menu for you guys today? My team is playing so I'm staying home but I'll be cooking all day. I'm making Nashville hot chicken sliders, carne asada that I'll make quesadillas out of, bulgogi fries, bbq weenies, buffalo chicken dip, and shrimp cocktail.
i bought a 7 layer diiiiiiiiip and potato salad. gunna make some ribs too. i wish the game didn't start so late, i want to start drinking my grapefruit road sodas! #Ruizing
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
What's on the menu for you guys today? My team is playing so I'm staying home but I'll be cooking all day. I'm making Nashville hot chicken sliders, carne asada that I'll make quesadillas out of, bulgogi fries, bbq weenies, buffalo chicken dip, and shrimp cocktail.
Im not making a celebration out of it. Keeping it mild. Some hot link sandwiches to eat. Figured Id splurge and drink soda today. Also got some french onion dip and ruffles. I would have got a 7 layer dip but the store didnt have any premade and I cant be bothered to make it myself.
 
"Oh my. Kelce is down, and he isn't moving. This looks bad, Tony."

"There's no motion in his extremities, Jim. You really hate to see this."

"Taylor Swift obviously concerned, as the training staff furiously works on Kelce. On replay, we can clearly see the neck of Kelce twist and snap...right...there."

"Ooh, that looks serious, Jim. Our thoughts are with the Kelce family and, of course, pop princess Taylor Swift."

"We've just received word that Taylor Swift has apparently slipped, and fallen down a flight of stairs. We'll keep an eye on this developing story."
 
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