Super Bowl LVIII thread

[Africa.com]

Thank you for bringing this up holy shit I'll be making these this week.

This entire affair is just a vehicle for me to eat hot wings and fries. It wasn't until just now that I even remembered who was playing.

I always go all out the first few weeks of the season. Week 1 this year I made 42 wings for myself. Had 5 for lunch the next day otherwise I ate them all watching redzone

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Purdy will win MVP

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Captain Insecure chimes in

 

[Uncle Floyd]

For the degenerate gamblers here, Team Ruff won the Puppy Bowl with a last-second field goal, 72-69.

 

[wbgreen]

Captain Insecure chimes in

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He had to lash out on Twitter because he is such an impotent nobody in real life.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

For the degenerate gamblers here, Team Ruff won the Puppy Bowl with a last-second field goal, 72-69.

I heard Collie Kaepernick didnt stand for the anthem. Real scumbag move.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

For the degenerate gamblers here, Team Ruff won the Puppy Bowl with a last-second field goal, 72-69.

ME: FAWK I BET 5k on the other guys!
Here are my bets for today. Top one is any time touchdowns.

 

[stealthygeek]

Kadarius Toney's not playing. I'm sure he thinks it's Giants fans fault somehow. Fucking clown.

 

[guest]

I always go all out the first few weeks of the season. Week 1 this year I made 42 wings for myself. Had 5 for lunch the next day otherwise I ate them all watching redzone

I once got 30 spicy wings for dinner. Nothing else, just the wings. Ate about 20 that night. Did the rest the next day. Couldn't shit for about 2 days, and then it was rock hard rabbit droppings for a day. Had to load up on psyllium husk and water to get back to decent turds. Tread carefully

 

[BrotherMan1488]

My girlfriend said we should turn on the pregame stuff and I said fuck no. Boring horseshit

I enjoy seeing niggers dress and speak like humans, child

 

[Africa.com]

I once got 30 spicy wings for dinner. Nothing else, just the wings. Ate about 20 that night. Did the rest the next day. Couldn't shit for about 2 days, and then it was rock hard rabbit droppings for a day. Had to load up on psyllium husk and water to get back to decent turds. Tread carefully

I don't really do spicy so thanks for the concern but my butthole was immaculate

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I enjoy seeing niggers dress and speak like humans, child

You just reminded me how insufferable it must be watching the game with Ant.

 

[guest]

I don't really do spicy so thanks for the concern but my butthole was immaculate

I think it was the pure protein + fried that lead to the blockage. No coleslaw or any other roughage to help things along. Good luck

 

[Udders]

@NortheastPhilly going for the under with both QBs over 200 yards is a risky bet, but good luck.

I have complete Chiefs fatigue, hate them, and now understand how much everyone else probably hated the Patriots. That said, you have to keep betting Mahomes until he proves you wrong. He's just been too good. This is also definitely the least I've ever cared about a Super Bowl. I was more excited for Colts/Bears than this.

 

[Farmer Brown]

This will probably hit honestly.

I don't know. There's both QBs throwing the over (yards), and McCaffrey scoring a TD, but under for total points. Isn't that working against yourself?

 

[Udders]

Who did they even have last year? Last one I remember being okay was Shakira/J-Lo.

I'm not looking it up but wasn't last year a bunch of combined niggers like Dre/Snoop/Eminem/Mary J Blige or some shit?

 

[Cuphead]

I don't know. There's both QBs throwing the over (yards), and McCaffrey scoring a TD, but under for total points. Isn't that working against yourself?

Not nesseciarly. I get what your saying though

 

[Cuphead]

Here's the Cuphead parlay

 

[chiquita banana]

What's on the menu for you guys today? My team is playing so I'm staying home but I'll be cooking all day. I'm making Nashville hot chicken sliders, carne asada that I'll make quesadillas out of, bulgogi fries, bbq weenies, buffalo chicken dip, and shrimp cocktail.

Yesterday's pizza and whiskola

 

[chiquita banana]

I can't stand the Niners fans so on principle I can't let them win another one. The only reason they're not more insufferable is because they haven't won a SB since the 80's.

I'm rooting for the worst game ever from IMPOSTER Brock Purdy. 4 INTS!!!