You know Clem is raging so hard reading this thread right now hahahahha. My Juneteenth!!!! Fucking hell man. Me and my wife had a great laugh bashing Juneteenth today. We dont even know what the hell it is. I told my daughters its “Slave Christmas”.
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Straight Cis White Male Rick at it again
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<edit> I had a race rant here but I don't want to sound like a fucking Cumia
Captain Ahab did noT hiT me with a harpoon child, that is simply your delusion
Good thing she doesnt know about the Tomlinson Hill Plantation.
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Smartphones were a mistake. Pretentious idiots like him get to lord over and educate us with superficial knowledge he got 5 minutes before posting just because he has a phone and a map app to take him to lake michigan. It's between that and baby formula as my number 1 evils just because they allow this idiot to exist.
As if a nigger holiday being held on father's day wasn't funny enough, this thread turned it up a notch. TYFYS. I hope it becomes an annual bit. Happy Juneteenth, everybody!
Pat's great great great great grandfather was one hell of a slave breeder. Ladainian's prowess on the gridiron is proof of it.Good thing she doesnt know about the Tomlinson Hill Plantation.
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Best Juneteenth ever!
I'm glad Patrick is having a good juneteenth!
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I like how someone linked the wikipedia in his comments and in the first paragraph is that they have a "predicted top speed" of about 60 mph.
Poor guy doesnt realize that pat had just read that before making a post LARPing like he has known all about them.
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yeah and how would Pat even know the wind speed in metric anyway? "kph" btw, not "km/h" which is how anyone actually familiar with the units would write it
obviously heard someone actually knowledgable say two lines about their speed and tried to repeat it to sound smart like the "zero is not divisible, child" episode.
obviously heard someone actually knowledgable say two lines about their speed and tried to repeat it to sound smart like the "zero is not divisible, child" episode.
Im actually surprised he didnt say the speed in knots to really try and sound like he knows what he is talking about.
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hell it’s right there in his shitbox car on the guage cluster. km/h. Fucking idiot.
Metric Pat has potential for a new a bit. See he misread a scale. He’s not 225 pounds, but 225 Kilograms.
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Metric Pat, lol.
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Hildy has rolled off a young Asian boy and replies to Rick.
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine.
You have been duped by a criminal gang of cyber stlakers, dreadful sorry, Clementine.
You have been duped by a criminal gang of cyber stlakers, dreadful sorry, Clementine.
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I have a feeling pat has sent some strongly worded emails demanding policy changes to twitter.