• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Straight Cis White Male Rick at it again

Phish

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
‎
‎
‎
Forum Clout
40,443
You know Clem is raging so hard reading this thread right now hahahahha. My Juneteenth!!!! Fucking hell man. Me and my wife had a great laugh bashing Juneteenth today. We dont even know what the hell it is. I told my daughters its “Slave Christmas”.
 
Slackjawed Cow

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
268,685
Good thing she doesnt know about the Tomlinson Hill Plantation.


Tomlinson-Hill-Sign.jpg
 
G

guest

Guest
Slackjawed Cow said:
Pat has had enough of this jibba jabba. Lets talk boats.

View attachment 49250
Click to expand...
Smartphones were a mistake. Pretentious idiots like him get to lord over and educate us with superficial knowledge he got 5 minutes before posting just because he has a phone and a map app to take him to lake michigan. It's between that and baby formula as my number 1 evils just because they allow this idiot to exist.
 
Slackjawed Cow

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
268,685
wifebeater said:
I like how someone linked the wikipedia in his comments and in the first paragraph is that they have a "predicted top speed" of about 60 mph.
Click to expand...
Poor guy doesnt realize that pat had just read that before making a post LARPing like he has known all about them.
 
Last edited:
Slackjawed Cow

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
268,685
Shane Gillis said:
yeah and how would Pat even know the wind speed in metric anyway? "kph" btw, not "km/h" which is how anyone actually familiar with the units would write it

obviously heard someone actually knowledgable say two lines about their speed and tried to repeat it to sound smart like the "zero is not divisible, child" episode.
Click to expand...
Im actually surprised he didnt say the speed in knots to really try and sound like he knows what he is talking about.
 
Last edited:
Uncle Anthony Cumia

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
‎
‎
Forum Clout
33,436
Shane Gillis said:
yeah and how would Pat even know the wind speed in metric anyway? "kph" btw, not "km/h" which is how anyone actually familiar with the units would write it

obviously heard someone actually knowledgable say two lines about their speed and tried to repeat it to sound smart like the "zero is not divisible, child" episode.
Click to expand...
hell it’s right there in his shitbox car on the guage cluster. km/h. Fucking idiot.

Metric Pat has potential for a new a bit. See he misread a scale. He’s not 225 pounds, but 225 Kilograms.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top