You know Clem is raging so hard reading this thread right now hahahahha. My Juneteenth!!!! Fucking hell man. Me and my wife had a great laugh bashing Juneteenth today. We dont even know what the hell it is. I told my daughters its “Slave Christmas”.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Straight Cis White Male Rick at it again
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<edit> I had a race rant here but I don't want to sound like a fucking Cumia
Captain Ahab did noT hiT me with a harpoon child, that is simply your delusion
Good thing she doesnt know about the Tomlinson Hill Plantation.
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Smartphones were a mistake. Pretentious idiots like him get to lord over and educate us with superficial knowledge he got 5 minutes before posting just because he has a phone and a map app to take him to lake michigan. It's between that and baby formula as my number 1 evils just because they allow this idiot to exist.
As if a nigger holiday being held on father's day wasn't funny enough, this thread turned it up a notch. TYFYS. I hope it becomes an annual bit. Happy Juneteenth, everybody!
Pat's great great great great grandfather was one hell of a slave breeder. Ladainian's prowess on the gridiron is proof of it.Good thing she doesnt know about the Tomlinson Hill Plantation.
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Best Juneteenth ever!
I'm glad Patrick is having a good juneteenth!
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I like how someone linked the wikipedia in his comments and in the first paragraph is that they have a "predicted top speed" of about 60 mph.
Poor guy doesnt realize that pat had just read that before making a post LARPing like he has known all about them.
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yeah and how would Pat even know the wind speed in metric anyway? "kph" btw, not "km/h" which is how anyone actually familiar with the units would write it
obviously heard someone actually knowledgable say two lines about their speed and tried to repeat it to sound smart like the "zero is not divisible, child" episode.
obviously heard someone actually knowledgable say two lines about their speed and tried to repeat it to sound smart like the "zero is not divisible, child" episode.
Im actually surprised he didnt say the speed in knots to really try and sound like he knows what he is talking about.
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hell it’s right there in his shitbox car on the guage cluster. km/h. Fucking idiot.
Metric Pat has potential for a new a bit. See he misread a scale. He’s not 225 pounds, but 225 Kilograms.
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Metric Pat, lol.
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Hildy has rolled off a young Asian boy and replies to Rick.
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine.
You have been duped by a criminal gang of cyber stalkers, dreadful sorry, Clementine.
You have been duped by a criminal gang of cyber stalkers, dreadful sorry, Clementine.
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I have a feeling pat has sent some strongly worded emails demanding policy changes to twitter.