stlakers are trying to take our fire pit

[TorqueWheeler]

pity party on bluesky too
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"Welp time to open four different apps to have a victimhood tantrum"

"This is their entire lives. They have nothing else." posted on at least four different social media sites. Good point, Pat.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Well i mean yeah that's a given. The cops won't look into actual crimes though. I mean hypothetically even in some fantasy land where the cops invested every single thing even then there's nothing to pursue. I checked a few more:

CRIMINAL DAMAGE TO PROPERTY:

• https://wilawlibrary.gov/jury/files/criminal/1400.pdf

Nothing there, as that seems to apply to things that can't be moved.


1481 RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY :

• https://wilawlibrary.gov/jury/files/criminal/1481.pdf

This is potentially the one here. I'd have to look more into what concealing means. I doubt it means that you have to dox yourself to a lunatic and spend your own money to bring him back his dumb shit.


Possession of Recently Stolen Property:

• https://wilawlibrary.gov/jury/files/criminal/0173.pdf

thats from 1880. 19th century niggas be predicting this stupid pigs squealing.

You may think I'm low IQ dago boomer and I probably am, but I posses a reasonable logic based understanding of things and I can 100% peg Pat as the guy that thinks the courts offer feel good solutions. The courts are so bad at feel good endings the entire idea of the Chancery courts are because the law didn't and still doesn't offer remedy or at least a fair remedy in many cases. Can you imagine Pat seeking a writ of replevin for his irreplaceable hand made chairs from some bull dyke or if some lisping Canadian had put up an ad seeking to purchase hand made chairs and succeeded in landing Pat's. Damn that would have been funny.

 

[Rudderman]

This feels like the swattings which is why I'd say he's doing it to himself. Next will be his grill, then his garden hose, then this backwards fence, then someone will mow his lawn and bill him, then whatever thing he looks at in his backyard (meaning he's doing it). No swattings because the guy got arrested so now he has a new toy. But it could be someone else, no idea.

You're right. Pat has zero creativity and he never thought up a bit he didn't want to run into the ground (same goes for kiwifarmers, if one of them is reponsible). We're about to be stuck with a season-long arc of repetitive craigslist "thefts" followed by self-satisfied, victimhood-laden oinking on every social media platform to which his greasy trotters can navigate. The culprit is limited to only using pics that Pat previously posted to twitter, so there's not even any suspense in store.

 

[AliceWorquer]

You may think I'm low IQ dago boomer and I probably am, but I posses a reasonable logic based understanding of things and I can 100% peg Pat as the guy that thinks the courts offer feel good solutions.

He's definitely a person who is led entirely by emotions. It's so weird how he stumbles around on the line between calculated intellectual and hysterical woman. Its like he thinks that his ridiculous emotional responses are the result of his innate intelligence so anybody who doesn't agree must be an idiot. Judges are intelligent people too. Of course they are going to agree with Patrick's big fat gut feelings about the justice system because he is clearly a highly intelligent and successful member of society too.

 

[Dog Eater]

its really not that fucking hard i figured it out in the 5 days cloud(faggot)flare gave me to find a lawyer. Determine what the potential torts or crimes associated with whatever thing you want to sure for. Then just google that + "jury instructions" for the venue the court would be in. Obviously there's a lot more to it than that , but as a start you can see if there is anything even close to a cause of action.

Lets see , trespassing... hmm....

https://wilawlibrary.gov/jury/files/criminal/1437.pdf











So it doesn't come close to that. What about theft?

https://wilawlibrary.gov/jury/files/criminal/1441.pdf

So even if they knew it was a fake craiglist ad, if they were going to return it as a "just a kiwifarms prank bro" it wouldn't even count as theft due to the 4th requirement.


none of this is a surprise after 5 year, but he takes some capeshit folk notion of something and thinks it applies in real life. Usually if there's 3 or 4 things that must all be satisfied he thinks just one is enough. Fatso flunked out of logic 101 in wisconsin remedial college so of course he can't understand baby's first boolean operators.

Quasi101 says it's ok to steal Pat's bricks as a prank. You heard it here first kiwifags.

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick, STOP ADVERTISING EVERY TIME something happens, it’s why it keeps happening. How does he not understand this?

“I’ll give them am immediate dopamine rush by crying about what they just did on social media every time, that will show them”

 

[RoTheHo69]

1481 RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY :

YOUWILLNEVERCONVICTME1481

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Hope they catch and dox whoever is doing this, throw them the book

Let's hope it isn't Starship Repo.

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!

 

[DominusOdium]

I'm with you on that. This feels like the swattings which is why I'd say he's doing it to himself. Next will be his grill, then his garden hose, then this backwards fence, then someone will mow his lawn and bill him, then whatever thing he looks at in his backyard (meaning he's doing it). No swattings because the guy got arrested so now he has a new toy. But it could be someone else, no idea. As long as he sues CL I don't care.

His theory, the narrative he's trying to portray is... These people want me dead so badly they are making dozens of false calls to the police and SWATing me and when that didn't work they took the next logical step and ramped things up to having people steal my firepit bricks.

You have to be fucking stupid to think he's not doing some or all of this to himself at this point. His method of self swatting without getting caught dried up and he's now sitting around cooking up stuff to replace it. Or a couple of Kiwitards did these things and he ran with them.

 

[Guest]

I don't appreciate his self-diagnosis of me being psychotic, it really hurt my feelings.

All I know is that it’s always a good idea to broadcast to all your followers that someone has accused you of sexual assault.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

32 comments on threads. including tips on how to make his firepit less shitty.

Woah someone who understands science better than a LARPing SciFi author.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Damn, I just looked at the ghetto apartments at 2619 next door. I can't decide which is worse? Living there or at Pat's dump?