stlakers are trying to take our fire pit

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yes to "gather evidence". He doesn't get how things work. He thinks if he convinces the police the chairs were stolen and a funster pretends to be the thief they've committed a crime. He isn't very bright. One truism we have is, when giving a choice, Pat will always make the wrong one.

You’re 100% right. He doesn’t get that it’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove. And right now, he can’t prove it was anyone from here, just like nobody here can prove it was him.

Regardless of who did it first, the fact that he gave it so much attention means he now runs the risk of copycats. Eventually it could escalate to someone actually stealing from him. If he thinks the cops are going to help him at that point, he’s very mistaken.

This whole situation is very dumb

 

[firstimelongtime]

He is somehow the more reasonable person in that exchange, which shows how outrageously retarded Twitter users are.

I read it three times to make sure that I wasn't the retard. He's still a cunt, though.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Are they not allowed to put up a real fence?

I hope they do. Dumbass put the first one up backwards. I can only imagine how Handyman Pat fucks up a real one.

 

[firstimelongtime]

This Spock guy is a retard
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Total hall-monitor vibes.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Found on Reddit..


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"Rest of your life"
He genuinely believes calling him fat and making fun of him is worthy of a life sentence.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

This Patrick Tomlinson guy is a real troll slayer isn't he? He really knows how to handle trolls.

And unwanted daughters.

 

[Coonskin]

Whoever did this could have been from Porsalin's patreon and watched the CWC videos to learn Patlore and then mimic the craigslist bit because Porsalin fucked up and lost months of monotonous autistic labor that should have been backed up on Creative Cloud because he's using a cracked version from 2021

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

32 comments on threads. including tips on how to make his firepit less shitty.

No child, I watched many episodes of in living color that had Fire Marshall Bill in it. Also my mother took loads from all the men at station 7 in Milwaukee
The bricks are fine the way they are, enjoy prison

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Total hall-monitor vibes.

He thinks posting an ad that you’re selling something that’s used needs to have all kinds of people involved and even tax forms. I have a hard time believing these people are real and it’s scary.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

He thinks posting an ad that you’re selling something that’s used needs to have all kinds of people involved and even tax forms. I have a hard time believing these people are real and it’s scary.

In fairness tax dollars are how he eats, he's just doing a "job security" action.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Pat and Nana are really the same white trash they both shit on and think they are better than.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

When the people denying are going by handles like "pateatsblackbabies" and shit like that, then that battle is already lost. I'm not saying I approve of this Craigslist shit (funny though it might be), but the people who believe Pat need only take a cursory glance in our direction to think we're the maniacs. Pat has always had that on his side, from day one.

I'm with you on that. This feels like the swattings which is why I'd say he's doing it to himself. Next will be his grill, then his garden hose, then this backwards fence, then someone will mow his lawn and bill him, then whatever thing he looks at in his backyard (meaning he's doing it). No swattings because the guy got arrested so now he has a new toy. But it could be someone else, no idea. As long as he sues CL I don't care.

 

[PickleRickle]

Take a brick, leave a brick.

Nice profile pic lmao

For those about to Boq, we salute you.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Someone who does photoshops dm me? Have a request for personal use only.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Can one of the kiwifarmers post a pic of this or his toilet and ask people to just walk in the house and take it

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just to see Patrick take it seriously like a retard "THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE TRESPASS!"
All so people realize, like yeah Pat and steal your toilet?

Since we're making jokes on this joke forum. Can someone post that he wants his aluminum wiring and lead pipes torn out and they can keep the 18 cents they get for it? They're not downsizing they're remediation to get up to code for the swinger hotel he's filming in his house.

 

[Lard Glug]

Pat making friends again
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Remind me again. Which clinic diagnosed anyone as obsessed?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Can one of the kiwifarmers post a pic of this or his toilet and ask people to just walk in the house and take it

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just to see Patrick take it seriously like a retard "THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE TRESPASS!"
All so people realize, like yeah Pat and steal your toilet?

My poor ribs

 

[SFWA liaison]

pity party on bluesky too

"Welp time to open four different apps to have a victimhood tantrum"

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

“Free Lesbian. Pick up required (no delivery)”

“1/ The criminal cultists stalking us are attempting to get innocent people to kidnap and rape my wife”

 

[CompoundBasement]

pity party on bluesky too
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"welp, try to open four different apps to have a victimhood tantrum"

Unemployed loser who spends at least 18 hours a day, every day, on social media judges how other people spend their lives. He will never have any self awareness.