stlakers are trying to take our fire pit

[Humanatee]

Found on Reddit..

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Based on what? He literally has falsified evidence a number of times. Sure it could be somebody else but Occam's razor and all.

Occam's razor but he humored a person pretending to be the Craigslist Lesbians in a text exchange that made him look like a fucking asshole?

Sorry child, but the truth is grey. Pat's behind the fake vandalism probably, he killed Bernell, but he has had pizzas ordered to his door and his Adirondacks did get taken away.

 

[PickleRickle]

He really makes himself look like a dipshit by phrasing the suspected culprit in such a way. Just call it a prank at your expense, dont even mention all the other bullshit.

 

[Coonskin]

He really makes himself look like a dipshit by phrasing the suspected culprit in such a way. Just call it a prank at your expense, dont even mention all the other bullshit.

Nice profile pic lmao

 

[stealthygeek]

32 comments on threads. including tips on how to make his firepit less shitty.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Nobody from here is doing this, for the 900th time this month. Nobody here is going to risk some person's life, and a subsequent murder charge, when this retard starts shooting or using his kung fu on some lesbian trying to build a firepit.

Naht funny. The type of thing a Kiwitard or an author trying to get attention and victimhood points would do.

I don't think it's anyone here doing it but it sure as hell is funny.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Nobody from here is doing this, for the 900th time this month. Nobody here is going to risk some person's life, and a subsequent murder charge, when this retard starts shooting or using his kung fu on some lesbian trying to build a firepit.

Naht funny. The type of thing a Kiwitard or an author trying to get attention and victimhood points would do.

It's undignified.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Occam's razor but he humored a person pretending to be the Craigslist Lesbians in a text exchange that made him look like a fucking asshole?

Sorry child, but the truth is grey. Pat's behind the fake vandalism probably, he killed Bernell, but he has had pizzas ordered to his door and his Adirondacks did get taken away.

Yes to "gather evidence". He doesn't get how things work. He thinks if he convinces the police the chairs were stolen and a funster pretends to be the thief they've committed a crime. He isn't very bright. One truism we have is, when giving a choice, Pat will always make the wrong one.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I guarantee you Pat didn't appreciate that guys advice one bit. No, child. The fire pit is quite nice. I built it correctly the first time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t he also claim the FBI hasn’t helped at all and put him on the pay no mind list? I’m surprised this faggot didn’t cry ACROSS STATE LINES!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He cries victim but also that his stlakers stay far away from him because tough guy Pat would beat them up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Crazy? Yes since those “multiple times” never happened and Pat is lying

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This Spock guy is a retard

 

[Treat Yourself]

You know, I hope the X/Bluesky posters don't turn the tables on Pat and tag all the "I'm so sorry"s with

You are interacting with an infamous lolcow. Do not take anything he says at face value. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS5awItc53YM2AWJHVsNNWlvMs_piRtuA&feature=shared

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He cries victim but also that his stlakers stay far away from him because tough guy Pat would beat them up.
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Boy is he getting that " Im so sorry pat" attention he craves so much.

 

[Coonskin]

Boy is he getting that " Im so sorry pat" attention he craves so much.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

It appears a hideous ugly man has absconded with the bricks across state lines, and is already burning his trash!


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What a straight hetero man!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat making friends again

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Last time I said this shit came from here you faggots car crashed me and basically treated it like snitching, as if everything I just said couldn’t just be found by Pat himself if he knew were to look.

I’m not interested in policing this place or saying “Fuck the people who did this”, it’s just about being 100% honest. Because seriously this is a slippery slope to “If they posted his shit on Craigslist and denied it, and they’re denying the SWATtings, whats to stop them from being responsible for those too?”

that is a good point, it makes any denial (of things we didnt f'kin do!) seem less credible.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Are they not allowed to put up a real fence?
Furniture theft aside, that seems like the thing to do if terrorists are trying to kill your family. This can't be Patrick doing it. Its way too funny and there is no possible benefit to faking this. I guess it could be someone from here, but every public freak out attracts more possible Patposters. It could just as easily be some random teenager from milwaukee who just happened to be posting a scam ad for a ps5.