Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[FranksWirecutters]

I went to see if the post was still up and he wrote ANOTHER post begging for the chairs. The earlier one's still there! Slight wording change.

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/d/milwaukee-bring-back-our-adirondack/7747158960.html

https://archive.ph/wip/AriQz

Can anyone respond to that ad with any spare email address they have to see if they're still missing? I'm just curious because I haven't used Craigslist since they got rid of the hookup part

Edit. Just asking if it's possible not suggesting it.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

That’s a good idea for a new twitter account “Pats stolen chairs” and they can tell Pat how happy they are not having to be sat on by him. “Pat, we’re so much happier in our new home!”

Paste them into travel scenes, maybe working on a cruise ship (see what I did there?), or at a graduation, maybe with some kids pallet chairs as kids.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Has any kind neighbour seen my Triumph Thruxton R 1200cc Motorcycle?
It was stolen from the upper eastside and I have had reports that it was seen near North Ave. and at the OAKLAND AVE Walgreens.
Please check nearby alleyways and any public spaces.
If you see it bring it straight back to me for a reward, or place a bike lock through the wheel and let me know the location.
#community

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Still oinking on threads

I know who you’re discussing? Sure…

Connor did it! He got Pat to go SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!

 

[CompoundBasement]

It’s the only thing he’s accomplished in a year - he built those chairs which are supposed to not take long and he spent weeks doing it. It’s his most major accomplishment and now it’s gone.

How many years ago was it that he was going to build a garage "next year" where that bombed out ditch is now?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat has done more to recover those chairs in a day than what he has done in 12 years to recover his parental rights after they were terminated by a Wisconsin judge.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Be funny as hell if they leave them at hooligans

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Fuck sakes, he made them out of a fucking skid. Make new ones, dumbass. Make a bunch and sell them to retards. Buy some real lumber and make proper ones even. But then that wouldn't be completely free.

I'm just saying this because it's true. Mine could be sold, to rube redneck Canadians as "Muskoka Chairs" but to be honest they aren't even comfortable.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Still oinking on threads
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I know who you’re discussing? Sure…

Connor did it! He got Pat to go SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!
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International WEIRD News

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How many years ago was it that he was going to build a garage "next year" where that bombed out ditch is now?

 

[CompoundBasement]

Still oinking on threads
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I know who you’re discussing? Sure…

Connor did it! He got Pat to go SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!
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Why would trolls want him dead? They enjoy his behavior and reactions too much to want him dead. If he stopped responding to his trolls or died the trolls would have to find a new lolcow to use for their amusement.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Things Pat will never get back:

 

[CompoundBasement]

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A bombed out concrete slab with no cover in a dumpster alleyway is not a "car port".

 

[FranksWirecutters]

A bombed out concrete slab with no cover in a dumpster alleyway is not a "car port".

To Dan flex. I have a garage and 2 separate car ports.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Still oinking on threads
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I know who you’re discussing? Sure…

Connor did it! He got Pat to go SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!
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WU?

 

[mrchuckles69]

I know the timestamps say that an hour passed between emails but the folx over at r/JimAndSam seem convinced that that's some kind of glitch and that Rick responded in just 1 minute.

 

[firstimelongtime]

So bitchtits hates Kyle Rittenhouse but he's willing to murder someone over stealing his splintery scrap wood chairs?

Handcrafted, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I know the timestamps say that an hour passed between emails but the folx over at r/JimAndSam seem convinced that that's some kind of glitch and that Rick responded in just 1 minute.

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Earl, we got anymore Adirondack chairs back there?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Handcrafted, child.

Pat is Blob Villa

 

[fricklefrackle]