Sex Pat is back

[VoteJello]

I bet Pat fucks like a handicapped Asian dude - small dick chipmunk style, but slowed by the fat. Doesn't even press into her with his polite dick. Charming image of him sliding that Vienna to the tempo of the song, wearing that godawful smirk on his face, flicking his eyebrows at Nikki. "Who's your daddy, child? This is why your vagina is already over, atalker." She winces and pretends it's in pleasure. He stops suddenly because of diarrhea cramps, and Nikki hopes to God it's the orgasm that will end this nightmare. Luckily, a dimming memory of Ade's asshole flashes by his mind's eye and he dribbles into Nikki's diseased lesbian cave. He starts blasting in the bathroom before she gets a chance to get in there and flush his weak semen out and she gets yet another UTI.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

ORLY? I don't remember what, if any, music was playing when I fucked the first few times because it was undoubtedly some pig/practice girl and also I'm not a woman

 

[T. Booth Willy]

I was having sex in the mosh pit, child. Mama Raven was there throwing punches and knocking everyone out, and then she told me I was doing the sex with my hot girlfriend, who went to a different school, really well, little one.

Mash pit, stlaker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet Pat fucks like a handicapped Asian dude - small dick chipmunk style, but slowed by the fat. Doesn't even press into her with his polite dick. Charming image of him sliding that Vienna to the tempo of the song, wearing that godawful smirk on his face, flicking his eyebrows at Nikki. "Who's your daddy, child? This is why your vagina is already over, atalker." She winces and pretends it's in pleasure. He stops suddenly because of diarrhea cramps, and Nikki hopes to God it's the orgasm that will end this nightmare. Luckily, a dimming memory of Ade's asshole flashes by his mind's eye and he dribbles into Nikki's diseased lesbian cave. He starts blasting in the bathroom before she gets a chance to get in there and flush his weak semen out and she gets yet another UTI.

I bet if/when niki divorces pat, that she goes full lesbo. I think Pat put her off boys/dicks for a while. To be honest I wouldnt even blame her. Pay is that repulsive. It would also be funny to rub it in on pat that he was such a horrible husband that he turned niki gay.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He 100% lost his virginity to Ade in his mid 20s. I bet he cried afterwards too and wouldn't let go of her for an hour or so.

He claims he lost it in March of 1997 when Return of the Jedi was re-released in theaters. He's repeated the claim three times on Twitter, only once since Norm/11 in October 2019. I do not believe him.

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/805798275039236096

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/992429296030494720

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[Slackjawed Cow]

He claims he lost it in March of 1997 when Return of the Jedi was re-released in theaters. He's repeated the claim three times on Twitter, only once since Norm/11 in October 2019. I do not believe him.

Seems like watching star wars movies is like viagra to him. It gets him all horned up.

 

[Petworth dude]

Seems like watching star wars movies is like viagra to him. It gets him all horned up.

What, you’ve never wanted to boink a Twi’lek slave girl?

 

[PorqueDealer]

God so Nicole Robinson is one of those air headed retards that you don't take home. You fuck in a bush or a car with shit in your ass because she cant get the hint to GTFO after you nut down her throat. She just sits there looking like a retard asking "so what do we do next?" Of course Pork married her.

It's the other way round. He went back to her place (after she said no) and didn't leave in the morning. They then went to Brunch to get him out of her apartment.
By then Pat had become a lifelong Packers and Brewers fan, and campaigning advocate for all trannies and minorities.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Actual quote from Rick “I wanna fuck you like an animal, child”.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

He would have been in 8th or 9th grade when that song came out. Zero chance he was getting pussy back then.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Mash pit, stlaker.

This is another giveaway that Pat was a sheltered loser when he was a kid.

I've never heard anyone, not even a someone with a speech problem, refer to a mosh pit as a mash pit. And it's not like o is next to a either.

He couldn't take two seconds to ask himself "Mash pit? That doesn't sound right", and correct it. At that point his dopamine receptors were firing on all cylinders for the ever misguided anticipation of his next viral tweet.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guyincognito2.0]

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But how is he going to stay warm for the other 1438 minutes in a day?

Also I know it’s been said before, but just imagine talking about your wife like that on social media. Legit fucking pig

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Was Goldeneye ever that good?

I'd rather play Goldeneye than interact with a female tbh.
My question would be how often did Pat play a game famous for it's multiplayer alone.

There was this guy Lionel in my year at school

Did they call him that because he masturbated on Lionel trains and jammed them up his ass.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Sounds like a new Twitter name "Fattest Dr Ruth"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Sounds like a new Twitter name "Fattest Dr Ruth"

Also “Mash Pit Mom Raven” would be PFG

 

[Lunkhead]

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Obligatory:

Mama Raven A "Badass"? Florentine Weighs In

Tomlinson spins some pretty unbelievable tales about his parents. Do they pass the smell test? Experts say no.

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