Sex Pat is back

[TheDarkFezRises]

On a personal note, I think Trent's work with Atticus Ross is excellent and some of the best he's ever done.

On a factual note, Pat is fat and would fuck to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song if it would get him laid.

Heroes in a half hovel. Piggy power.

 

[HotAnus]

Pat walked around with a faded Counting Crows tshirt listening to Blues Traveller (wanna give me the run around..) thinking Spin Doctors were 'badass' . Nine Inch Nails scared him (bad people music, mommy raven!)

 

[UnPRePared]

Heroes in a half hovel. Piggy power.

I would bet my life that he's fucked to the Power Rangers theme.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat walked around with a faded Counting Crows tshirt listening to Blues Traveller (wanna give me the run around..) thinking Spin Doctors were 'badass' . Nine Inch Nails scared him (bad people music, mommy raven!)

Pat thought Powerman 5000 was edgy - he probably thought Filter was too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its hilarious that he watches movies to get pumped up. He is such a pussy. All he does is fantasize that he is someone to be respected and feared. In reality, one good open hand slap would have him screaming in rage like a toddler throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle.

 

[BudDickman]

This is Pat's signature lying technique. Instead of saying the lie, say something that implies the lie.

Instead of "I had sex in high school",
Say "I had sex while listening to this song, which was popular while I was in high school".

 

[CruisinColin]

Pat is fat and would fuck to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song if it would get him laid.

Cowabunga, child.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Go fucking figure, Pat claims he's a NIN fan because he listened to Closer.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Pat never "had so much sex to that song."

he did with his pet lizard.

 

[Sean Baird]

Butt sex Haver Pat had so much sex to it!

FTFY

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Go fucking figure, Pat claims he's a NIN fan because he listened to Closer.

“I go deep with NIN, child - I know their biggest hit!”

 

[DominusOdium]

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No pat, you weren’t an “angsty” teenager - you thought Trapt and Powerman 5000 were edgy. I bet he didn’t even listen to them until Niki since that seems to be her kind of music. Pat liked butt rock.

FUCKING YUCK.

WHO IS THIS FOR? Most of the people he interacts with are from here or Kiwifarms and we all find the idea that he was "kneedeep in strange" and spent his high school days banging chicks to be a laughable joke. He's already contradicted the first part multiple times with the timeline after his divorce and how he fucked his current low iq slag for the price of a signed book.

Women find him off-putting and weird. He's definitely not able to get away with his sex pest routine online anymore being old, fat, married, effeminate, psychotic and malicious. The army of comedy dickheads posting his arrest for intent to baby murder doesn't help. Nor do the rape threats, Leslie abuse, pedophile friends, stlaker cult obsession and screenshots of him hitting on a married grieving mother.

It's a lie for him. To tell himself that people everywhere think he spent his entire life with a wet faucet when in fact he fucked one girl in high school, married her, got cucked, then latched on like the hungry baby he is to the first pair of tits who would give him the time of day.

 

[UnPRePared]

Its hilarious that he watches movies to get pumped up.

It's a strange power fantasy with him, but even in fiction, you know he'd still be a cunt.

"Hello, Patrick. My name is Galore. Pussy Galore."

"No it is noT, child. While I am an ally and feminisT, those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison."

 

[DougOutDoug]

Pat thought Powerman 5000 was edgy - he probably thought Filter was too.

Didn't he have some gay Twitter post awhile back that said "this song still goes so hard" referring to that Filter song "Hey Man Nice Shot"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Didn't he have some gay Twitter post awhile back that said "this song still goes so hard" referring to that Filter song "Hey Man Nice Shot"

It was in his " Get angry Stay angry" playlist.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Pat walked around with a faded Counting Crows tshirt listening to Blues Traveller (wanna give me the run around..) thinking Spin Doctors were 'badass' . Nine Inch Nails scared him (bad people music, mommy raven!)

Pat was probably jerking it to Cleopatra's Cat or Little Miss Can't Be Wrong in 1994.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It’s what he thinks everyone else was doing to that song because of the chorus. Somehow he goes “deep” with Nine Inch Nails yet had no idea about the Matrix when part of their advertising was a hit soundtrack (when people bought those) that featured NIN type industrial / nu metal bands.

I wish Pat was clubbed to death.

Pat loved the GayDicks, now one of his namefag trolls is an A.I. voice. Pottery.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It was in his " Get angry Stay angry" playlist.

That featured movie scenes that “pump him up” which were from kid movie shit like Transformers

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I remember Pat admitting he got called gay every day in high school. He wasn't getting any fucking pussy.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember Pat admitting he got called gay every day in high school. He wasn't getting any fucking pussy.

His story goes from being “too smart” for everyone in his hometown so he didn’t have friends his age and hung out with his parents friends (meaning they had people over and he had nowhere to be) but also at the same time was getting laid like crazy - and this was long before social media and dating apps which at least makes it easier than it was when he was younger.

Remember - he loves to tell everyone his wife was a “one night stand” yet he waited in line to get a book signed for her so she would go out with him. That’s not a one night stand, stupid.