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Reminder that Brian Redban tagged along with Nine Inch Nails to presumably shoot video for them in the 1990s. Speaking of which, who is fatter…Pat or Bedpan?
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Sex Pat is back
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"People" who say that should literally have their kneecaps broken with a bat on live TV for the enjoyment of the rest of us.
I hate him.
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It’s even worse than that. He said “we” had lots of sex in high school implying his generation not himself personally. Technically Tomlinson wins again.
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He’s so disordered. That “we” is strange.
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God so Nicole Robinson is one of those air headed retards that you don't take home. You fuck in a bush or a car with shit in your ass because she cant get the hint to GTFO after you nut down her throat. She just sits there looking like a retard asking "so what do we do next?" Of course Pork married her.
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He had a Doctor Who clip that I didn't watch but looked super embarrassing. Based on the title the Doctor was giving a very "get them children, leave nobody standing" speech (which leads me to believe Patrick steals a lot of his Patrick-isms from 2000's rebooted Dr. Who. I'm not going to check)
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Never seen one second of that show, but the title was something like "I. Am. Talking." And we all know how much Piggy loves the dramatic punctuation. You see those periods and you just know, this guy's a fawwkin problem.
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There's evidence to suggest P@t and Niki are swingers. It's possible that he's slipped his half limp dick into another woman after watching his wife (and the other woman) get gangbanged.
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You just made you up to hurt yourself, stlaker.
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Pat sat in the corner putting together his dinosaur toys until Nikki took him home and tucked him in for night night.
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He 100% lost his virginity to Ade in his mid 20s. I bet he cried afterwards too and wouldn't let go of her for an hour or so.
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It stuns me sometimes to think that this faggot never had any encounters approaching even slightly sexual when he was a teen.
I'm as ugly as it gets and behaved like a retard in my school years, and I got plenty of girlfriends from... idk, just talking girls and making them giggle? Same thing with all my friends. And we were anything but jocks. If we were teens now we would be closer to being incels.
Like, how can any man (unless he's truly genetically and socially fucked) not experience any of this? Was Goldeneye ever that good?
I'm as ugly as it gets and behaved like a retard in my school years, and I got plenty of girlfriends from... idk, just talking girls and making them giggle? Same thing with all my friends. And we were anything but jocks. If we were teens now we would be closer to being incels.
Like, how can any man (unless he's truly genetically and socially fucked) not experience any of this? Was Goldeneye ever that good?
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Of course he gets an adrenaline rush from Takara toys.
He must be proud when he builds his 5 and Up Legos.
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Yes.
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There was this guy Lionel in my year at school. He was a nice guy and very smart and funny, but was...unfortunate looking. He looked like a frog, had glasses, greasy hair, big fish lips and giant blackheads all over his nose. I remember walking into a room at a house party and finding him getting sucked off by some random girl. Even him.
Patrick is a queer. All the girls in his school called him gay. He said they did. They sensed it on a lizard brain level.
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This is what hypes him up? It is one of the most cringe and embarrassing fucking things I’ve ever seen. Some fruity Brit giving a theatre kid speech in front of a green screen really stokes Fat’s fire. He is the most embarrassing man alive.
Edit: I just had to add that this is exactly how he views himself on social media; being the centre of attention, giving some grandiose speech and somehow everyone is terrified of the faggy nerd and runs away.
He really wears his insecurities on his sleeve.
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A better clip to symbolize Pat would be this one.
We're The Master and Pat is the aged-up Doctor that lives in a shitty tent that we torment daily. It also has us sexually assaulting a woman and turning a black woman into our slave. All while having great fun. So pretty on point.
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Woman or "woman"?
I bet Pat fucks like a handicapped Asian dude - small dick chipmunk style, but slowed by the fat. Doesn't even press into her with his polite dick. Charming image of him sliding that Vienna to the tempo of the song, wearing that godawful smirk on his face, flicking his eyebrows at Nikki. "Who's your daddy, child? This is why your vagina is already over, atalker." She winces and pretends it's in pleasure. He stops suddenly because of diarrhea cramps, and Nikki hopes to God it's the orgasm that will end this nightmare. Luckily, a dimming memory of Ade's asshole flashes by his mind's eye and he dribbles into Nikki's diseased lesbian cave. He starts blasting in the bathroom before she gets a chance to get in there and flush his weak semen out and she gets yet another UTI.
