Sex Pat is back

[PickleRickle]

Of course he says "closer" was the song that hooked him. The most mainstream song they did. Then acts like he was there from underground years. Not "Pretty Hate Machine" or anything off of " Broken" but the one that MTV ran into the ground.

Head like a faucet

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Oh yeah? Were you just about to fuck and then you got up and put on a Nine inch Nails CD and jumped to track 5?

You have a faucet penis Pat. This is a fake story.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Didn't someone post his personal soundtrack list from JewTube somewhere? Fatso's music choices are always simple, top 40, basic bitch songs and bands.

He doesn't know anything about Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash other than what he half-watched in "Walk the Line" as he childed people on his phone. He probably thinks Nine Inch Nails is a 6 man rock and roll band. He can't help but tell on himself all the time. His whole life is built around bad TV shows and worse movies.

 

[Sean Baird]

Waylon Jennings is better anyway and he looks like @Turk February which is also neat.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

He is without a doubt the greatest lowcow to ever exist or will ever exist.

 

[Honoria]

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Every attractive female would choose to freeze like Jack Torrance over sex with that obese, creepy retard.

 

[Jenna]

Head like a faucet

Bow down before my great wisdom
You're mentally ill enjoy prison

 

[Lunkhead]

"Gods" he is such a faggot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He can't even get the story right. June Carter died months after the song came out because she's in the video. Johnny Cash recorded almost a year before that because Rick Rubin pushed him too

Good eye! I didn’t even notice the June Carter detail of his bullshit. What a jackass.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

More nonsense from Pat and how he’s a huge Nine Inch Nails fan

Inspired and angry? You spend your life on social media, Pat.

What? But sex Haver Pat had so much sex to it! You know, because it says FUCK in the chorus! That means you have sex to it, amirite guys?!?!

Pat married the two women who slept with him.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This is a guy who's never had a friend

 

[Andy Elliott]

I’m bringing sexy back, child

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Pat writes like a complete virgin. I’m almost certain people are right when they call him a two woman virgin. We’ve seen his year book, we know he lived in a one horse town, so i’d love to know who these girls he was having all that teenage sex with were.

Fucked 2 married 2

 

[Brooke Shields]

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can we get a Bob Kelly puking emoji thing?

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Fucked 2 married 2

Classic conservative batting 1.000, child

 

[DougOutDoug]

Pat writes like a complete virgin. I’m almost certain people are right when they call him a two woman virgin. We’ve seen his year book, we know he lived in a one horse town, so i’d love to know who these girls he was having all that teenage sex with were.

I did so have so much sex to that song. I grabbed many women's breasts and they felt like a bag of sand. Enjoy prison.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I assume he means him and that guy with his tongue in Pat's ear. I doubt he had vaginal sex until ade. Honestly he probably threw his cum at her pussy from the bathroom after jerking off with a han solo doll up his ass.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I was having sex in the mosh pit, child. Mama Raven was there throwing punches and knocking everyone out, and then she told me I was doing the sex with my hot girlfriend, who went to a different school, really well, little one.

 

[UnPRePared]

On a personal note, I think Trent's work with Atticus Ross is excellent and some of the best he's ever done.

On a factual note, Pat is fat and would fuck to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song if it would get him laid.