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I really hope my shittiliy circled screenshot makes it into court. It still makes me laugh that people use it, and it probably annoys Rick even more.Patrick has been fighting with his own lawyer all day today. Maybe not a wise decision from a legal POV, but fat knows all.
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Update: Patrick has officially lost his legal representation in this case.
Nice going, Rick.
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reminder this guy suing for the "humiliation" of being naked for a couple of minutes has admited to sending unsolicited pictures of his penis to strangers
plus the picture of him holding his book naked
Heaven forbid anyone should see him in his dressing gown
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Wait, what is the context for the "It wasn't crumbly feta, Robert. Enjoy prison"?Patrick has been fighting with his own lawyer all day today. Maybe not a wise decision from a legal POV, but fat knows all.
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He recently posted a photo on Xitter of some slop bar food he ate while out with "friends" and as usual couldn't take any criticism of it without prisoning people.Wait, what is the context for the "It wasn't crumbly feta, Robert. Enjoy prison"?
Welcome to the Lawtuber crowd brothamen
Welcome to the Lawtuber crowd brothamen
Welcome to the Lawtuber crowd brothamen
Are we even sure that Sgt Evans didn’t break down the door and immediately start letting off gassers in Nikki’s vagina? Perhaps Nikki was calling the swats specifically to get this African American gentleman to come to the house?Sources familiar with Patrick's thinking tell me that the reason the search of the hovel was a humiliation for Patrick is because Sgt Evans entered the secret gay pornography "goon cave" in the attic.
I wouldn’t rly call this guy lawtube. Im pretty sure i saw a clip of him streaming with ethan ralph the other day. So hes scraping the bottom of the barrel already.Oh great lawtube has it. Time for this to be fucked into the ground.
This. Pat paid for the first ~30 or so then "refused" (according to TS) to pay for the last 5 or so, then started getting swatted at random. As for why he would bring a case like this knowing that it would bring increased scrutiny, there is a small possibility that the person who paid his judgement(s) is a legitimate rich person who saw him on MSDNC or one of the podcasts. After shelling out $50k, perhaps this person realized that Patrick has been doing this to himself, and "offered" to fund a lawsuit against the MPD knowing that it could very well result in him getting popped for self-swatting.I don't think he paid for the bulk of them. I think pretty much what Torswats presented is accurate: Patrick paid for the first couple to try to frame us and then sue the MPD to recoup his losses and get media fame.
He either did this with the help of Snackie or what I think, which is that he was told so many times "Well they use vpns and tor and protonmail so we can't track them" and figured he was smarter than anybody here so he could do the same and frame us for some actual heinous shit.
Then he stopped paying because he didn't see the point for whatever reason, maybe just decided he didn't have to since it was a criminal cyber terrorist, so Torswats in revenge then used his name and number to test out his setup and new numbers before swatting other people. That pretty clearly explains stuff like the Reno hotel call. I haven't seen any proof or evidence that contradicts what Torswats said, and the FBI case against him were he would swat himself for instance lines up with the same mindset.
I imagine he thinks because he was behind nine proxies and that Torswats is caught and guilty of so much more that any chance his initial purchases are caught or brought into this is low. He's a genius, you see. Surely the MPD who didn't know what reddit was don't know how to subpoena a VPN.
I had the misfortune of spending Easter last year in New Jersey with a bunch of so-called Italian Americans who've never set foot in Italy and don't speak one word of the language except shit like "Madonn''" or "capeesh"... the food was disgusting like this. Look how overcooked that penne is and riddled with clumps of goat cheese. Fit for the trash. And that "garlic bread" with what I bet they call "marinara" dipping sauce? I think I hate them more than your niggers. The Sopranos really mind fucked them into thinking they're something special. Whenever I hear "gabagool" I want to strangle something.He recently posted a photo on Xitter of some slop bar food he ate while out with "friends" and as usual couldn't take any criticism of it without prisoning people.
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* then had Jackie call in the most recent 2, months after the last ones and right after TS was caught and Jackie needed a fake reason to continue going after Petter and Pig wanted to launch this lolsuit with some recent happenings behind one. One trotter shakes the other.This. Pat paid for the first ~30 or so then "refused" (according to TS) to pay for the last 5 or so, then started getting swatted at random. As for why he would bring a case like this knowing that it would bring increased scrutiny, there is a small possibility that the person who paid his judgement(s) is a legitimate rich person who saw him on MSDNC or one of the podcasts. After shelling out $50k, perhaps this person realized that Patrick has been doing this to himself, and "offered" to fund a lawsuit against the MPD knowing that it could very well result in him getting popped for self-swatting.
My favorite episodes of Kitchen Nightmares are when Ramsey goes to these ginzo places that put out disgusting slopI had the misfortune of spending Easter last year in New Jersey with a bunch of so-called Italian Americans who've never set foot in Italy and don't speak one word of the language except shit like "Madonn''" or "capeesh"... the food was disgusting like this. Look how overcooked that penne is and riddled with clumps of goat cheese. Fit for the trash. And that "garlic bread" with what I bet they call "marinara" dipping sauce? I think I hate them more than your niggers. The Sopranos really mind fucked them into thinking they're something special. Whenever I hear "gabagool" I want to strangle something.
These places usually have spics in the kitchen doing all of the cooking for them.I had the misfortune of spending Easter last year in New Jersey with a bunch of so-called Italian Americans who've never set foot in Italy and don't speak one word of the language except shit like "Madonn''" or "capeesh"... the food was disgusting like this. Look how overcooked that penne is and riddled with clumps of goat cheese. Fit for the trash. And that "garlic bread" with what I bet they call "marinara" dipping sauce? I think I hate them more than your niggers. The Sopranos really mind fucked them into thinking they're something special. Whenever I hear "gabagool" I want to strangle something.
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