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Now THIS would make a great book!Oh, I've seen this movie!
"Thirty years ago, Milwaukee Police sergeant Lyndon Evans escaped becoming pepperoni at the hands of a sadistic, homosexual rodeo clown. Now, he's racing against the clock as a mysterious (and fat!) ghost from his past is trying to finish the job - by any means necessary."
Nigga that's what I said, and you rib him but not me?
I would like to see him win but only because he admits he was humiliated by his crooked micro penis being exposed to the public. It's be worth pat getting a payday for material like that we can mock him with forever in public recordsThere are some differences to pats case from the one I posted but she leaned heavy into the " handcuffed naked" and I think Pat will too. For the lady, they were serving a warrant ( rammed the door open) on someone that hasnt lived there for 4 years so there were some real mistakes made by the police from the start. Where in pats case they were at the correct location the call requested and were just following procedure. I just think pat is going to claim "damages" from being handcuffed with his pee pee out after answering the door without putting shorts/pants on.
The taking of Smell Ham 321(lbs)Oh, I've seen this movie!
"Thirty years ago, Milwaukee Police sergeant Lyndon Evans escaped becoming pepperoni at the hands of a sadistic, homosexual rodeo clown. Now, he's racing against the clock as a mysterious (and fat!) ghost from his past is trying to finish the job - by any means necessary."
reminder this guy suing for the "humiliation" of being naked for a couple of minutes has admited to sending unsolicited pictures of his penis to strangers
plus the picture of him holding his book naked
You'll be holding his pocket by dawn. Enjoy wifehood, stlaker.Consider the rib neglect rectified.
Written by James Fatterson.Now THIS would make a great book!
reminder this guy suing for the "humiliation" of being naked for a couple of minutes has admited to sending unsolicited pictures of his penis to strangers
plus the picture of him holding his book naked
He's also claimed on the record thousands of times that it's not his micro penis showing under the robe. Case dismissed.
I don't understand what he's trying to convey with this look.Heaven forbid anyone should see him in his dressing gown
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It's the face he makes knowing while he's out a negro is busting up Niki's chiffarobeI don't understand what he's trying to convey with this look.
It's clear he's doing it on purpose...but WHY?!?!?!
Advertising to degenerates who like fishmouthed faggotsI don't understand what he's trying to convey with this look.
It's clear he's doing it on purpose...but WHY?!?!?!
Almost like no one here would threaten the lad’s life or something. I don’t know. I’m just riffin’.Weird how nobody here ever got that picture in reply to the thousands of interactions
Nice trying to shit up the thread by making people scroll through a ton of Joe gifs but fucking it up because you're retarded, stupid.[BOC][BOC][BOC] [BOC][BOC][BOC][/BOC][/BOC][/BOC]
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Old fish lips actually looks like a natural fag with that pearl looking like an earringI don't understand what he's trying to convey with this look.
It's clear he's doing it on purpose...but WHY?!?!?!
Pat and Niki look like they’ve got a couple of real winners on their team.
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lol at their lawyer
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Bonus: retard Slav looking lawyer Nr. 2
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Id love to know more details of what was seized.
Patrick isn’t getting any lawyers that work on contingency for this shit. That’s all I’m saying.
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HOW IMPORTANT ARE THE RIOT SHIELDS?
"Your weaknesses is"
Professional author, ladies and gentlemen
This is exactly why. You see how enraged he gets when women, queers, and minorities dispute him. He has a savior complex when they are agreeable with him and suffers narcissistic injuries when they aren't.
Did You Know?
Black cop farts are referred to as Winslows (a reference to Carl Winslow, from Family Matters) in the ero-fart community. (A, L)
I may be wrong but I recall him being pretty insulting to the point of defamatory toward the MPD in various national media interviews. Them countersuing him for defamation would be so sweet.
I can't believe that he's so monumentally stupid that he telegraphs every move he makes. The prospect of playing something close to his vest is a foreign concept to him.
He tells TorSwats that he plans to sue the MPD for fame and fortune. TorSwats tells everyone of Patrick's plan - and nobody believes it.
Patrick then proceeds to sue the MPD and city of Milwaukee for fame and fortune.
Yep. I'm strongly inclined to think he did as he was really dedicated to his art and had a pretty identifiable posting style, and he definitely never came back after. R.I.P.
I'm Tapping Out
Last year I told myself I was going to off myself if I didn't get my shit together by the halfway point of this year. I completely stopped visiting goofy sites like this at new years to try and use my time more efficiently but that has not done anything for me, in fact it's probably made things...new.onaforums.net
Reading the motion, I find the use of the word “reality” to be particularly hilarious.
Reality in the sense its being used is not an elastic concept involving many shifting and conflicting viewpoints. No. Reality is what Fatrick says it is.
It’s so typical of his mindset and his whole worldview. There is only Pat’s reality. All reality is created by him and bends to his dictate. If anything or anyone conflicts with Pat’s reality, they are wrong. Pat is right.
The cops should know better than to not conform to “reality”.
Patrick has been fighting with his own lawyer all day today. Maybe not a wise decision from a legal POV, but fat knows all.
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Update: Patrick has officially lost his legal representation in this case.
Nice going, Rick.
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Your phone crapped out dudeHis pride.
NO, MONEY DOWN!
Now explain to me here, I've heard of SWAT, I loved that show. Robert Urich, he was a real class act, let me tell you. I had him on my show three times - I'm still hoping for a fourth! What's that? He's dead? No, I didn't know, that's why I'm asking. Next you'll tell me Gregory Hines is dead... You're kidding? Was it the AIDS? It's an epidemic in the black community, I'm told. Send the widow a ham, a good one. Nice rind.
And you fucks criticize my song writing.
No no no, sweeT summer lgbTq child's, my cis-heT whiTe maleness will solve all your problems! WaiT quieTly, so quieTly, for the knockwursT.
Did I do thaT, child?
Not just the interviews, but in that infamous recording, or as all I call it, "My favorite bootleg since 'A Toot and A Snore in '74'."
"LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!" He treated them like dog shit and borderline threatened them. Some of them had to have been wearing body cameras. God I hope this gets to discovery... Seeing that video would be like discovering Orson Welles original cut of "The Magnificent Ambersons".
1. Call in SWATTING, child
2. Get SWATTED, aTalker
3. ???????
4. ProfiT!
I remember that one. Tried to talk to him but his mind was clearly made up.
Thots and players, old friend. He was 14 years old.
We're in the Matrix already, lads. I still can't believe how long he keeps this going.
And it IS him, not us.
Tell me God isn't a fucking Patposter.
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