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The BLT KillerJohn Whale Gravy
We'll know they're reading here when the city attorney says in his closing arguments "as the late great Norm Macdonald said..."View attachment 247013
So the MPD really do think that they bring at least some of their misery on themselves. He is going to get flayed alive at a jury trial.
Bobby Joe FootlongThe Night Stlaker
Plea deal nigga this is civil court. Best case scenario They want him to drop the caseisn't incurring in some costs and asking for a jury trial exactly what you'd do if you want to have leverage to negotiate the plea deal?
Not saying I think a plea deal is the likely outcome, I'm a retard who knows nothing, just not reading this as a basis for believing a deal is off the table and the city is going full speed ahead to a trial
almost every possible outcome is funny anyway
John Whale Gravy
The fact that they were running a regularly booked Airbnb out of that shithole and taking vacations during all of these "swattings" (service calls) absolutely hurts their case for "damages".View attachment 247013
So the MPD really do think that they bring at least some of their misery on themselves. He is going to get flayed alive at a jury trial.
Sped GeinJohn Whale Gravy
TURD!?lobster girl? the one who blew spaz (i think spaz?) to save a fucking lobster , nice love of your life queer.
Never underestimate how retarded Nikkki is and how big a soft spot Lynne probably has for her. Lynne probably knows Pat is a retarded belligerent but Nikkki openly said during her media tour that she is known for making poor decisions. You can tell her family has tried to drill into her head that she's retarded and prone to errors in judgment. But if Lynne has been Ms. Corporate for decades then $500,000 may not be that much to her and she could go with it if she sees that 1. There is a chance of winning (even if delusional) 2. Baby Nikki needs help, mawwwm!I know it's funny to think about a jury trial but there is a 0% chance of it happening. Does Lynne have the money to fund this? Can Pat or Nikki or Lynne get a loan to cover legal fees? A jury trial like this would cost over $500k for Pat I'd bet. As stupid and stubborn as Pat is, there's just no way to fund it. Settlement was his only chance and that's out the window because he lied to his lawyers again and made them look stupid. His lawyers already dropped out, guaranteed.
Never underestimate how retarded Nikkki is and how big a soft spot Lynne probably has for her. Lynne probably knows Pat is a retarded belligerent but Nikkki openly said during her media tour that she is known for making poor decisions. You can tell her family has tried to drill into her head that she's retarded and prone to errors in judgment. But if Lynne has been Ms. Corporate for decades then $500,000 may not be that much to her and she could go with it if she sees that 1. There is a chance of winning (even if delusional) 2. Baby Nikki needs help, mawwwm!
Pat destroys the lives of everyone he touches.
I wonder if Pat would be dumb enough to crowdsource funding for his legal fees via a GoFundMe or a similar platform so his wife's case can have a jury trial. It wouldn't be successful, but it aligns with his tendency to do the dumbest thing possible.I know it's funny to think about a jury trial but there is a 0% chance of it happening. Does Lynne have the money to fund this? Can Pat or Nikki or Lynne get a loan to cover legal fees? A jury trial like this would cost over $500k for Pat I'd bet. As stupid and stubborn as Pat is, there's just no way to fund it. Settlement was his only chance and that's out the window because he lied to his lawyers again and made them look stupid. His lawyers already dropped out, guaranteed.
That's too normal and obvious. You have to go dumber and more unintentionally self destructiveI wonder if Pat would be dumb enough to crowdsource funding for his legal fees via a GoFundMe or a similar platform so his wife's case can have a jury trial. It wouldn't be successful, but it aligns with his tendency to do the dumbest thing possible.
They need to bring back debtors prisonI know it's funny to think about a jury trial but there is a 0% chance of it happening. Does Lynne have the money to fund this? Can Pat or Nikki or Lynne get a loan to cover legal fees? A jury trial like this would cost over $500k for Pat I'd bet. As stupid and stubborn as Pat is, there's just no way to fund it. Settlement was his only chance and that's out the window because he lied to his lawyers again and made them look stupid. His lawyers already dropped out, guaranteed.
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