@Sue Lightning this is a reference to the Simpsons, after Millhouses parents divorce
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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al
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Did he drape the napkin on his lap? At a beach bar wearing that?
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Fatso has never been an athlete, unlike is tall, slender, fit, successful brother. The sport doesn't interest him. He's only into it for growing into a bigger, fatter, drunker slob with each season.
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He talks about being a packer fan like that's something cool. Have you ever seen the crowd at one of those games? It's a disgusting display of Wisconsin fat people. All of them are wearing either camouflage, blaze orange, a jersey of a player that retired 20 years ago or no shirt at all. Only a complete retard like him would lie about being one of those people. His lesbian wife likes sports so he added sports guy to the list of LARPS he wont shut up about. It's obvious he was one of those "sportsball" faggots when he was younger. He wore trench coats and did gay shit like took karate classes and built plastic spaceships. But sure, Rick. You planned your whole life around packer games like the other alcoholics you grew up around.
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You forgot the most important part. They're "Cheeseheads", so they wear foam blocks of cheese as hats on their heads.
Wisconsin is "known" for their cheese, but Fatso still prefers the plastic shit which doesn't melt for his culinary choices.
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Jeepers, no wonder his father, Thomas G. Tomlinson, almost killed two people while driving drunk.
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Someone turned on the cock signal spotlight so he had to race to the glory hole from the bar.Jeepers, no wonder his father, Thomas G. Tomlinson, almost killed two people while driving drunk.
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The funniest part is Both drivers were drinkJeepers, no wonder his father, Thomas G. Tomlinson, almost killed two people while driving drunk.
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That is funny.
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drinking in Wisconsin is a really good time and almost endearing in it’s acceptance except for pat has to fuck it up like he does everything else and either get mad when spoken to or overdo it when finally included in someone else’s circle and then shunned soon after.
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Alan Filion is literally in prison though? and he has publicly celebrated it? nothing is ever enough for victimhood Pat because he didn't really want the swatter caught, what he wanted is to have the swats used as an excuse to go after people who mock him for being silly
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He is so mad they arent arresting innocent assholes that make fun of him on the internet, that he is trying to pin the whole charade on. He has zero proof but demands they just take his word for it. Its crazy that he even thinks that would work in his favor. All it does is destroy his credibility for anything legal regarding hi swattings. torswats provided more proof in three posts than pat has ever shown. Says pat hired him, posts a recording of one of the calls to back up that he was doing it. Then claiming that pat told him he was hoping to sue the MPD that pat ended up actually doing. I can only hope that torswats spills the beans on pat and he gets to enjoy prison.
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Because this is what worked in high school. Any time someone gave him a weggie or threw go gurt at him, he ran to mommy and cried about it, and the kid would get detention. Nobody would bother to protest his exaggerated stories because it was funny either way. Gee I wonder why he hates high school chads so much.
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Only acceptable when you’re on some vacation with a broad and you’re in a hotel. Bang it out and then toss the jizz robe onto the floor for Juanita to pick up tomorrow.
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I still can't believe how triggered he was as a grown man about a high school kid kissing his girlfriend.
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But would have clapped and cheered at two trannies butt fucking kids.
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By the way, the high school quarterback doesn't usually turn out to be a construction worker who gets drunk and beats his pregnant wife daily. That's Booger Reynolds, the defensive tackle.
The quarterback will grow up to be a real estate bro or sales bro and have a wife who is just as hot as this cheerleader. He can't even get stereotypes right.
The quarterback will grow up to be a real estate bro or sales bro and have a wife who is just as hot as this cheerleader. He can't even get stereotypes right.
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Are you insinuating 5'3" Dan Mullen was the highschool quarterback at Somerville High?