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Plus cheating at marathons is a great weight management strategyNot obese by any medical standard, atalker.
Was it a marathon? Or a half marathon?Plus cheating at marathons is a great weight management strategy
In his case it was a 0.01athon.Was it a marathon? Or a half marathon?
It’s been a 1.7athon around here for several years. That’s all I knowIn his case it was a 0.01athon.
That was his academic marathonIt’s been a 1.7athon around here for several years. That’s all I know
The pride of Somerville High's football team made national news last month. Guy was a first round pick out of BC. Delta Airlines really needed Flavia that day.Are you insinuating 5'3" Dan Mullen was the highschool quarterback at Somerville High?
Because this is what worked in high school. Any time someone gave him a weggie or threw go gurt at him, he ran to mommy and cried about it, and the kid would get detention. Nobody would bother to protest his exaggerated stories because it was funny either way. Gee I wonder why he hates high school chads so much.
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"WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE HOUSE BROKEN!?"The pride of Somerville High's football team made national news last month. Guy was a first round pick out of BC. Delta Airlines really needed Flavia that day.
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Fat, Fag, and gay.
We all know what you were doing in high school you dumb pig Rick.
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None of those jocks spent 1/4 of their life arguing on twitter and ignoring their daughter her whole life.Needless to say, Patrick Tomlinson had the last laugh over the jocks at his high school.
Not one of them has written a novelty book about Tiny Tim going into space, that is being sent to publishers.
Thats what happens when you drink 5-10 beers on a daily basis.I don't get how he can have such small skinny arms at the same time be such a fat piece of shit. Look at that skinny little brittle elbow barely not snapping there.
ROFL is that his stupid toddler smokey the bear shirt at the beach?
He and Sticki had a dirty weekend in Chi-town. That being said, other than the driving that’s not a good reason for him not to be tweeting incessantly. He tweets through vacations, etc routinely.Pig's been quiet lately. Bad news?
You know what? Now that you mention it, I’ve never seen Cockman and Tommy at the same place at the same timeSomeone turned on the cock signal spotlight so he had to race to the glory hole from the bar.
Ol' Patty "never lied even once, stlaker" Tomlinson once again not lying at all.
Incoming pictures from their "simply delightful" trip to Haiti any minute now.
.Incoming pictures from their "simply delightful" trip to Haiti any minute now.
Eating so much pussy he's shittin clits.
No child, you cannoT guess which pussy I aTe this weekend.
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