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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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I honestly think it would take less than a year. He went from being a skinny fat performative beer drinker to a melon-headed hard liquor drunk thanks to a few thousand Biden bucks. A couple of million dollars would have him starting every day with champagne cocktails and drinking and eating himself into a nightly coma. With his medical history, he'd stroke out before his first Christmas as a millionaire.
He’d turn into Kenny Powers, drunk driving around the lake in a jet ski all day.
 
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Rudderman

Steering the ship since I was 18
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I always love how Pat the genius manages to get in the head of the swatter. If only he had a busted door to bolster his shitty lawsuit with. Every accusation a confession.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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A bomb threat to an MLB stadium would be impossible to keep secret since half the fans in the building would be posting about it on social media as they were being evacuated. Plus all the media in attendance would be talking about it. This really is one of his dumbest lies.
It would be a major story not only on ESPN but all major news outlets. Just look at how the threat of an attack at a Taylor Swift concert was a big story which is still on the top of ABC news.com
 
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Can I hear more thoughts on this(home opener bomb-threat) for a second:

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So he linked an article that makes no reference to a bomb-threat. I've seen people explain that this was moronically done as proof that the home opener was on the April 2nd(unless that was sarcasm). What the fuck was the point in that?
Let's ignore the article that has nothing in it.

HOW "We do know that the harassers, pretending to be Tomlinson, called in a bomb.." is that possible? Why/how DO they know this happened? And is it normal to not explain how they know?

Did Fatrick actually add that in because his omnipotence(he ordered the bomb threat) knew that it happened and exactly how it happened?



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I'm 16, dick about litigation. Can the cops bring in this goof in any way? It'd be some he said/she said i guess, wonder if the kid recorded the orders. That text above implies that Fatrick had to talk over the phone with him for the self-swat orders, why wouldn't the kid be recording these
If Pat did use ChatGPL to write his response it might explain why it cited an article with the word blowout in the title that made no mention of the supposed bomb threat.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I want to remind everyone Ricks entire argument revolves around the idea that the police dispatch should all know who he is and treat him with preferential treatment, never responding to emergencies and assuming any calls from his number, name, or address are all fake. This is not only illogical but incompatible with current law as outlined in the last document

Lets also remember that it is extremely likely Patrick has refused to provide any evidence to the cops if they ever tried to ask him what the situation was, resorting to his usual cunty “I just told you what it is, i dont need evidence”
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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I want to remind everyone Ricks entire argument revolves around the idea that the police dispatch should all know who he is and treat him with preferential treatment, never responding to emergencies and assuming any calls from his number, name, or address are all fake. This is not only illogical but incompatible with current law as outlined in the last document

Lets also remember that it is extremely likely Patrick has refused to provide any evidence to the cops if they ever tried to ask him what the situation was, resorting to his usual cunty “I just told you what it is, i dont need evidence”
Is it you or @Jenna that has the gay tranny voice?
 
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I want to remind everyone Ricks entire argument revolves around the idea that the police dispatch should all know who he is and treat him with preferential treatment, never responding to emergencies and assuming any calls from his number, name, or address are all fake. This is not only illogical but incompatible with current law as outlined in the last document

Lets also remember that it is extremely likely Patrick has refused to provide any evidence to the cops if they ever tried to ask him what the situation was, resorting to his usual cunty “I just told you what it is, i dont need evidence”
“And never return!!!!”
 

TorpidSloth

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As much I like seeing him rack up Ls, Pat delivers the best content when he's riding high.
Remember what an unbearably arrogant and rude cunt he was to that waiter guy on Twitter? That was when he was 3 book deal 100 grand advance Pat. Multi millionaire Pat would be the most hateable person alive. The inevitable fall would be delicious.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Remember what an unbearably arrogant and rude cunt he was to that waiter guy on Twitter? That was when he was 3 book deal 100 grand advance Pat. Multi millionaire Pat would be the most hateable person alive. The inevitable fall would be delicious.
From a cold rational perspective I agree but I can’t bring myself to wish good fortune, even in the short term, on our anti-hero.
 
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