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It’s actually AMAZEMENT at BEWILDERMENT!!!!You mistake bewilderment for rage.

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It’s actually AMAZEMENT at BEWILDERMENT!!!!You mistake bewilderment for rage.
A seizure of a person would be if they put him in a cop car, drove him to the station, and put him in a cell for an extended period of time.
Did any of that happen? No. He was briefly handcuffed outside of his property after being hostile with police officers and refusing to let them verify nothing was wrong. Once the verification was complete, he had the handcuffs taken off and was allowed to return to his home.
How would you define it?
Yes. Any time a decision is made that restricts someone's rights, like the ability to leave, which requires some level of suspicion it is a 4th amendment issue. In this case their use of force was reasonable given pats apparent belligerent behavior. So you are right that there's was a seizure, and Jenna is correct that their was no 4th amendment violations. Keep in mind I Like Anal.Seizure is defined as the police taking something away" (by who?)
You won't stop making shit up? Will you please stop making shit up?
If you're put in hand cuffs you are being detained. You are never free to go when you're in cuffs. You are stopped. Forcibly held. That...is being seized.
Can I hear more thoughts on this(home opener bomb-threat) for a second:This is interesting.
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First of all "consider a thought experiment" ugh.
But more importantly, Patrick says that a bomb threat was called into Miller Park during the Brewer's home opener, and includes the following article as proof:
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Replay: Brewers 10, New York Mets 0; it's a blowout in home-opening victory
The Brewers return to American Family Field for their 2023 home opener Monday against the New York Mets. Follow here for game updates.www.jsonline.com
Only problem... there's zero mention of any bomb threat or any other incident in the article. Nada.
He's literally assuming people won't do the research and just take his word when the article says nothing of the sort. It only talks about how Milwaukee was in high spirits, excited for the home opener and blowout win.
IANAL but you can't do that, right? Lying and putting "this article definitively states there was a bomb threat" when it doesn't?
He'd drink so much that his brain would turn to mush like Lady Di's within just a few years...assuming his ticker doesn't give out first.Am I the only one who wants him to win a few million dollars? It would utterly destroy him lol
He would by a top of the line car, a new home, and take a long vacation. He would run through a million dollars in 6 months to a year.He'd drink so much that his brain would turn to mush like Lady Di's within just a few years...assuming his ticker doesn't give out first.
Also, did anyone else read the motion with the Cryptic Web Chronicles AI voice in their head?
From what?and take a long vacation.
From reality. His reality is a nightmare. He must run away as often as possible.From what?
I honestly think it would take less than a year. He went from being a skinny fat performative beer drinker to a melon-headed hard liquor drunk thanks to a few thousand Biden bucks. A couple of million dollars would have him starting every day with champagne cocktails and drinking and eating himself into a nightly coma. With his medical history, he'd stroke out before his first Christmas as a millionaire.He'd drink so much that his brain would turn to mush like Lady Di's within just a few years...assuming his ticker doesn't give out first.
His current one.From what?
I hope he does that with his current one.If he got any settlement he would buy a brand new mustang and wrap it around a pole driving drunk.
Has he changed his story again? He said the half-hovel was SWATted as opposed to a bomb threat?Can I hear more thoughts on this(home opener bomb-threat) for a second:
Has he changed his story again? He said the half-hovel was SWATted as opposed to a bomb threat?
Edit - it was both lol, looks like he had an action packed day of self-swatting.
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