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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
You're better off, Abe. Unless she cooks and cleans for you and wants to have your babies. Then I'd say you fucked up.
I fucked up, Rob. She does all those things but she basically just no-childed me hard and I saw Patrick S. Tomlinson's fat head on her body and now I'll never see her the same way. She's a kiked lib faggot and I hope she gets hit by a car. She also said I'm aggressively emotionally and verbally abusive, so I said "shut the fuck up, stupit bitch, I'll kill you." I love her so much.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
I fucked up, Rob. She does all those things but she basically just no-childed me hard and I saw Patrick S. Tomlinson's fat head on her body and now I'll never see her the same way. She's a kiked lib faggot and I hope she gets hit by a car. She also said I'm aggressively emotionally and verbally abusive, so I said "shut the fuck up, stupit bitch, I'll kill you." I love her so much.
just make sure to laugh at her when she has her next abortion and tries to come crawling back
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
I got a cat that totally took care of the fuckers. If I was a Tomlinson I could just fuck the cat too
I hate cats, but I understood the situation. You don't want to poison them to have the cats chew on them after. I have a heart. *I'm also also not into beastiality sex acts like, so we have some common ground
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
I fucked up, Rob. She does all those things but she basically just no-childed me hard and I saw Patrick S. Tomlinson's fat head on her body and now I'll never see her the same way.
Don't settle for someone that you have a speck of distrust for. Good man
 
I don't get it? Does Fatrick think Cenk is an Armenian?

Also...Armenians are based Christians. Hence I would assume most are "Conservative".
Fixed it. Thanks man. I have been shitposting while fighting with the wife, so I really fucked that up. Thanks for helping a bruthaman out.

I mean, what I meant to say was, nuh-nuh-nuh-no child, you've got peanut butter in your mouth.
 

RobertMewler

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