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I'm on board with the theory that Master Po is the swatter.
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Can't find the comment now but someone asked "how would a boomer like Patrick be aware of Torswats before the Vice article dropped?" If it does come to light that Pat hired him, the storyline could resemble something like this:Good post. I’m on board with the “Rick did a couple of them” but refused to pay. The torswats guy learned what everyone else learned: Rick responds to text message provocations in an hilarious way. I’m sure the swatter guy was fucking with him by text when he did the subsequent swats
Rick has fabricated evidence multiple times, knowingly lied in court filings, and thumbed his nose at legal orders. He’s capable of swatting himself a couple of times AND making himself a swatting target of the guy he paid. No one else is that oppositional or stupid.
I do believe this is exactly what happened.One evening many moons ago the police show up at Pat's door and demand he tells them where he's hiding the children. After some undoubtedly cordial conversation, it's revealed that an unknown individual had tipped the cops off about a Craigslist ad for free pepperoni that included Pat's contact info. The police ascertain it's a prank and leave shortly thereafter.
Pat is enraged. With his trademark self-described "rage boner" throbbing harder than ever (though "rage faucet" may be a more apt description), he begins xeeting and telling anyone who'll listen about this latest injustice that has befallen him.
The response he gets floods his brain with dopamine, to the point where even Pat finds it hard to stay angry. He finally has a story of victimhood that, unlike parody Twitter accounts or KF threads or faxes of him sucking Trump's dick, is easily digestible and resonants with a crowd, especially during this period of time of BLM and nationwide fervor against cops.
As the months go by he finds his mind wandering back to this incident more and more. Out loud he continues to condemn it, but deep down he perversely wishes it would happen again. But it doesn't.
One day, drunker than usual, he starts searching for "swatting" on Google. Just to find out more about what it is and how it works. And, somewhere out there in the Internet, Torswats name is mentioned...
Fin.
The swatting started happening just after his involvement with the #DropKiwiFarms trannies, who have been known to pay for swattings and DDoS attacks on the dark web. It's not crazy to think that he learned how to do it from them."how would a boomer like Patrick be aware of Torswats before the Vice article dropped?"
He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the #DropKiwiFarms people when the Keffals shit was happening.The swatting started happening just after his involvement with the #DropKiwiFarms trannies, who have been known to pay for swattings and DDoS attacks on the dark web. It's not crazy to think that he learned how to do it from them.
John Walker Flynt isn't a "she".He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the right people at the right time to make this happen. Maybe Sinseer or one of these other ghouls came to Patrick with a plan that was too good to fail (Pat as proxy to take down KF/OnA/ED/etc).
Yup. Wu is the king/wannabe queen of false flags.He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the #DropKiwiFarms people when the Keffals shit was happening.
Lmfao that game is so bad you can't even buy it on steam anymoreYup. Wu is the king/wannabe queen of false flags.
That tranny had a huge amount of power behind the scenes at Twitter before Elon bought it, especially when he was running for office. People who posted his "deadname" or mentioned that he's a tranny were regularly temporarily and permanently suspended over it. Twitter tranny jannies would remove the posts as well. Election interference for a mentally ill degenerate eunuch.Yup. Wu is the king/wannabe queen of false flags.
Thankfully I was able to get a pirated copyLmfao that game is so bad you can't even buy it on steam anymore
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Thankfully I was able to get a pirated copy
The swatting started happening just after his involvement with the #DropKiwiFarms trannies, who have been known to pay for swattings and DDoS attacks on the dark web. It's not crazy to think that he learned how to do it from them.
These are great points I hadn't considered. However, let's not miss the forest for the trees, which is when looking at all the "swattings" as a whole, one of these things is not like the others: the very first incident, a.k.a. pepperoni night. The MO is completely different, for lack of a better way of putting it there's a creativity present there that isn't in the others tentatively tied to Torswats. And, while at risk of extrapolating too much from too little, the motivations appear to be completely different. I'll admit, the concept of forwarding the police that Craigslist ad is kinda funny, though I don't condone it; the Torswats calls saying he shot his wife or whatever are disgusting.He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the #DropKiwiFarms people when the Keffals shit was happening.
These are great points I hadn't considered. However, let's not miss the forest for the trees, which is when looking at all the "swattings" as a whole, one of these things is not like the others: the very first incident, a.k.a. pepperoni night. The MO is completely different, for lack of a better way of putting it there's a creativity present there that isn't in the others tentatively tied to Torswats. And, while at risk of extrapolating too much from too little, the motivations appear to be completely different. I'll admit, the concept of forwarding the police that Craigslist ad is kinda funny, though I don't condone it; the Torswats calls saying he shot his wife or whatever are disgusting.
But going back, that first incident is what gave Patrick a taste of the victimhood for which he'd been yearning oh so badly, but had always seemed impossible to achieve as a middle-aged, cis white male on Twitter. Now PAT is a victim of virulently racist white supremacists! He's a victim of the police! And best of all, this wasn't a story that people would dismiss as some weird internet squabble.
I've been on the fence about whether Pat could be behind the Torswats incidents, but if you think about it, those later swattings served to give Pat more of everything he desired... right?
More victimhood. Podcast interviews. National media coverage. Statements in his pro se filing for why he should be allowed to relitigate his case and not pay Quasi. Reasons, albeit opaque, why some forum that mocks him should be dropped from Cloudflare.
I can't wait to see what comes out of Torswats pockets when the feds hold him by the ankles and start shaking. In the meantime in between times, all I can say is if you are still unsure why Pat would ever possibly swat himself, you should stop wondering. The first one wasn't him; I'll leave you with this quote from a children's Christmas movie:
"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea."
Regardless of if he's claimed other swattings in the past, ultimately for the discussion at hand that's inconsequential: when he tells the story pepperoni night is the first "because of those stalkers", I'm inclined to believe it went down the way he tells it (timestamp is 22 minutes 10 seconds): [MEDIA=youtube]ErK5CVXt7hQ:1330[/MEDIA]Until the officers report for that night is obtained, I wouldn't put much stock into what Pat says happened.
His first actual SWATTING (the night of aliviagate) is his claimed 4th. So Pepperonigate would have been his 3rd.
Pat's account of things are just as unreliable as a random speculator on kiwifarms.
Regardless of if he's claimed other swattings in the past, ultimately for the discussion at hand that's inconsequential: when he tells the story pepperoni night is the first "because of those stalkers", I'm inclined to believe it went down the way he tells it:
Jesus Christ guys, work with me here a little... Okay how about this: I believe the cops came to Patrick's door in response to the Craigslist ad.It didn’t go down anything like that, I guarantee it. No cop would have taken that obvious joke seriously.
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