Rick tweets that Torswats has been arrested

[Riccardo Bosi]

One evening many moons ago the police show up at Pat's door and demand he tells them where he's hiding the children. After some undoubtedly cordial conversation, it's revealed that an unknown individual had tipped the cops off about a Craigslist ad for free pepperoni that included Pat's contact info. The police ascertain it's a prank and leave shortly thereafter.

Pat is enraged. With his trademark self-described "rage boner" throbbing harder than ever (though "rage faucet" may be a more apt description), he begins xeeting and telling anyone who'll listen about this latest injustice that has befallen him.

The response he gets floods his brain with dopamine, to the point where even Pat finds it hard to stay angry. He finally has a story of victimhood that, unlike parody Twitter accounts or KF threads or faxes of him sucking Trump's dick, is easily digestible and resonants with a crowd, especially during this period of time of BLM and nationwide fervor against cops.

As the months go by he finds his mind wandering back to this incident more and more. Out loud he continues to condemn it, but deep down he perversely wishes it would happen again. But it doesn't.

One day, drunker than usual, he starts searching for "swatting" on Google. Just to find out more about what it is and how it works. And, somewhere out there in the Internet, Torswats name is mentioned...

Fin.

I do believe this is exactly what happened.

@Sue Lightning you don't think potentially being "the most SWATTed man in America!" for being against Trump, white supremacy etc. is an idea that's attractive to him? If he isn't doing it to himself, then it's someone else making him look more like a sympathetic hero... which is entirely against the point of trolling somebody.

All of this "SWATTing" gets done, they know when it gets done, and there's only one instance where someone BY CHANCE recorded the audio (and the other time Niki filmed him and the cops). If someone's doing this other than Jennifer, you'd orchestrate for there to be evidence of it.

Besides, I have a hard time believing a guy who calls every police or firefighter intervention a "SWATTing". If someone's calling the cops on you to harass you, I get that. But he calls every instance of it like the actual SWAT team went there. Why? Just say "hey my stlakers fucking called the cops on me again, this is getting ridiculous".

I think Pat's a big fat liar is my point. Did a Kiwi at one or some points do this to him? It's possible, but I don't see the motivation in it except for the fact that some of them are retarded.

 

[The Talking Dead]

The most boring conclusion to all this would just be torswats being incredibly mentally ill (which he obviously is) and developing some deranged obsession with Patrick to the point where he actually wanted him to be killed by the cops.

Of course he could also be telling the truth went he said pig stiffed him on payment and then the subsequent swats were a form of revenge for that. If that's actually the case, pig has to be terrified right now. Even if he was tied to just one of those swats, he'd still almost definitely be going to prison.

I really hope the 2nd scenario is true. Pig rotting in a cell after so many "Enjoy prison"s would be the most delicious form of lolmilk ever served.

 

[RickReternal]

 

[guest]

"how would a boomer like Patrick be aware of Torswats before the Vice article dropped?"

The swatting started happening just after his involvement with the #DropKiwiFarms trannies, who have been known to pay for swattings and DDoS attacks on the dark web. It's not crazy to think that he learned how to do it from them.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

The swatting started happening just after his involvement with the #DropKiwiFarms trannies, who have been known to pay for swattings and DDoS attacks on the dark web. It's not crazy to think that he learned how to do it from them.

He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the #DropKiwiFarms people when the Keffals shit was happening.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the right people at the right time to make this happen. Maybe Sinseer or one of these other ghouls came to Patrick with a plan that was too good to fail (Pat as proxy to take down KF/OnA/ED/etc).

John Walker Flynt isn't a "she".

 

[guest]

He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the #DropKiwiFarms people when the Keffals shit was happening.

Yup. Wu is the king/wannabe queen of false flags.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Yup. Wu is the king/wannabe queen of false flags.

Lmfao that game is so bad you can't even buy it on steam anymore

 

[CompoundBasement]

Yup. Wu is the king/wannabe queen of false flags.

That tranny had a huge amount of power behind the scenes at Twitter before Elon bought it, especially when he was running for office. People who posted his "deadname" or mentioned that he's a tranny were regularly temporarily and permanently suspended over it. Twitter tranny jannies would remove the posts as well. Election interference for a mentally ill degenerate eunuch.

 

[guest]

Lmfao that game is so bad you can't even buy it on steam anymore
[MEDIA=steamstore]350200[/MEDIA]

Thankfully I was able to get a pirated copy

[MEDIA=youtube]D6JOICQY0FI[/MEDIA]

 

[Cptbaldopie]

About a fat peice of shit I would say.

 

[Dog Eater]

Thankfully I was able to get a pirated copy

Holy shit my fuckin ribs

 

[stealthygeek]

These idiots really are all fawkin in with the Petter Janse defamation. Rick always delivers.

 

[guest]

The swatting started happening just after his involvement with the #DropKiwiFarms trannies, who have been known to pay for swattings and DDoS attacks on the dark web. It's not crazy to think that he learned how to do it from them.

He also idolizes Brianna Wu and how she grifted her way to fame via false flag bullshit. He was fraternitizing and DM'ing with all of the #DropKiwiFarms people when the Keffals shit was happening.

These are great points I hadn't considered. However, let's not miss the forest for the trees, which is when looking at all the "swattings" as a whole, one of these things is not like the others: the very first incident, a.k.a. pepperoni night. The MO is completely different, for lack of a better way of putting it there's a creativity present there that isn't in the others tentatively tied to Torswats. And, while at risk of extrapolating too much from too little, the motivations appear to be completely different. I'll admit, the concept of forwarding the police that Craigslist ad is kinda funny, though I don't condone it; the Torswats calls saying he shot his wife or whatever are disgusting.

But going back, that first incident is what gave Patrick a taste of the victimhood which he'd been yearning for oh so badly, but had always seemed impossible to achieve as a middle-aged, cis white male on Twitter. Now PAT is a victim of virulently racist white supremacists! He's a victim of the police! And best of all, this wasn't a story that people would dismiss out of hand as some weird internet squabble.

I've been on the fence about whether Pat could be behind the Torswats incidents, but if you think about it, those later swattings served to give Pat more of everything he desired... right?

More victimhood. Podcast interviews. National media coverage. Statements in his pro se filing for why he should be allowed to relitigate his case and not pay Quasi. Reasons, albeit opaque, why some forum that mocks him should be dropped from Cloudflare.

I can't wait to see what comes out of Torswats pockets when the feds hold him by the ankles and start shaking. In the meantime in between times, all I can say is if you are still unsure why Pat would ever possibly swat himself, you should stop wondering. The first one wasn't him; I'll leave you with this quote from a children's Christmas movie:

"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea."

 

[porquedealer]

These are great points I hadn't considered. However, let's not miss the forest for the trees, which is when looking at all the "swattings" as a whole, one of these things is not like the others: the very first incident, a.k.a. pepperoni night. The MO is completely different, for lack of a better way of putting it there's a creativity present there that isn't in the others tentatively tied to Torswats. And, while at risk of extrapolating too much from too little, the motivations appear to be completely different. I'll admit, the concept of forwarding the police that Craigslist ad is kinda funny, though I don't condone it; the Torswats calls saying he shot his wife or whatever are disgusting.

But going back, that first incident is what gave Patrick a taste of the victimhood for which he'd been yearning oh so badly, but had always seemed impossible to achieve as a middle-aged, cis white male on Twitter. Now PAT is a victim of virulently racist white supremacists! He's a victim of the police! And best of all, this wasn't a story that people would dismiss as some weird internet squabble.

I've been on the fence about whether Pat could be behind the Torswats incidents, but if you think about it, those later swattings served to give Pat more of everything he desired... right?

More victimhood. Podcast interviews. National media coverage. Statements in his pro se filing for why he should be allowed to relitigate his case and not pay Quasi. Reasons, albeit opaque, why some forum that mocks him should be dropped from Cloudflare.

I can't wait to see what comes out of Torswats pockets when the feds hold him by the ankles and start shaking. In the meantime in between times, all I can say is if you are still unsure why Pat would ever possibly swat himself, you should stop wondering. The first one wasn't him; I'll leave you with this quote from a children's Christmas movie:

"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea."

Until the officers report for that night is obtained, I wouldn't put much stock into what Pat says happened.
His first actual SWATTING (the night of aliviagate) is his claimed 4th. So Pepperonigate would have been his 3rd.
Pat's account of things are just as unreliable as a random speculator on kiwifarms.

 

[guest]

Until the officers report for that night is obtained, I wouldn't put much stock into what Pat says happened.
His first actual SWATTING (the night of aliviagate) is his claimed 4th. So Pepperonigate would have been his 3rd.
Pat's account of things are just as unreliable as a random speculator on kiwifarms.

Regardless of if he's claimed other swattings in the past, ultimately for the discussion at hand that's inconsequential: when he tells the story pepperoni night is the first "because of those stlakers", I'm inclined to believe it went down the way he tells it (timestamp is 22 minutes 10 seconds): [MEDIA=youtube]ErK5CVXt7hQ:1330[/MEDIA]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Regardless of if he's claimed other swattings in the past, ultimately for the discussion at hand that's inconsequential: when he tells the story pepperoni night is the first "because of those stlakers", I'm inclined to believe it went down the way he tells it:

It didn’t go down anything like that, I guarantee it. No cop would have taken that obvious joke seriously.

 

[guest]

It didn’t go down anything like that, I guarantee it. No cop would have taken that obvious joke seriously.

Jesus Christ guys, work with me here a little... Okay how about this: I believe the cops came to Patrick's door in response to the Craigslist ad.

Did I miss the memo about this being Autism Awareness day here in the forum?

 

[porquedealer]

Regardless of if he's claimed other swattings in the past, ultimately for the discussion at hand that's inconsequential: when he tells the story pepperoni night is the first "because of those stlakers", I'm inclined to believe it went down the way he tells it (timestamp is 22 minutes 10 seconds):

I'm inclined to believe that fatty needed an actual story for the podcast other than "people on twitter call me fat and my books stink".
At best some cops knocked on his door and spoke to him.
At worst he spun a domestic call (what the call was logged as) into the infamous pepperoni story.

 

[quasi101]

Did I miss the memo about this being Autism Awareness day here in the forum?

No. that's slated for spring