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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Ade finally putting the skills she acquired on the high school newspaper to good use.

He's wearing a camo tux isn't he?
Sleeveless flannel, Coors hat and some of those jeans with the loops for putting your tools in most likely.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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She's had the biggest fall from grace around these parts in a long time. Probably the best thing for her tobehonestwitcha.

What's the wrestling term for this? Someone here knows. It's not a heel turn because she just kinda sucks now.
 

Safka's Enticer

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She was already banging him behind Jon's back. No way she unceremoniously dumps all his shit as soon as they left the funeral home

they waited the minimum time before getting remarried to thinly thwart any suspicion of adultery
I don't care what anyone says, it's so fucking weird for her to be getting remarried (again) so soon after her husband died. It's like she can't function if she's not somebody's wife. Weird bitch.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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She was already banging him behind Jon's back. No way she unceremoniously dumps all his shit as soon as they left the funeral home

they waited the minimum time before getting remarried to thinly thwart any suspicion of adultery

I hate to agree, because it's not my business, but the thought has crossed my mind several times.

Gosia owes me at least a seventh month window after I keel over. She can go on a bloody spree once the Mourning Lease is up, for all I care.
 

Safka's Enticer

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I hate to agree, because it's not my business, but the thought has crossed my mind several times.

Gosia owes me at least a seventh month window after I keel over. She can go on a bloody spree once the Mourning Lease is up, for all I care.
That's a 7 month widow before banging some other dude.

These trash cunts were engaged by then
 
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That's a 7 month widow before banging some other dude.

These trash cunts were engaged by then
Why would anyone shit on her? She's a hick in the midwest. What do you want from her?

*edit: When fatso's biological daughter's photos are posted, does she have rainbow hair, tattoos and piercings all over her body, and photos with nigger penises?

No, she doesn't. It's fair to say her mom and real Dad (R.I.P.) did a good job.
 
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