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They’d have to buy the red Gatorade and BIG turkey sandwich on layawayWill 2U be performing?
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They’d have to buy the red Gatorade and BIG turkey sandwich on layawayWill 2U be performing?
The bride.i guarantee someone is showing up to the wedding with camo Crocs. Dress to impress.
Sleeveless flannel, Coors hat and some of those jeans with the loops for putting your tools in most likely.He's wearing a camo tux isn't he?
"Kirk Kettleson" sounds like one of Norton's shitty "characters."![]()
Ade finally putting the skills she acquired on the high school newspaper to good use.
Sleeveless flannel, Coors hat and some of those jeans with the loops for putting your tools in most likely.
Why the fuck are his eyelids so wide? It bothers me every time. I thought it was a trick of the glasses or some shit, but no. You can see that it extends past the lenses.
I don't care what anyone says, it's so fucking weird for her to be getting remarried (again) so soon after her husband died. It's like she can't function if she's not somebody's wife. Weird bitch.
Oh boy, I hope they don't find any pictures of a coffee shop or deloreanOh no. No, no, no. Not a QR code to an open image upload. Please tell me it at least requires a login or a whitelisted e-mail address.
@DJ Fucko G who says Asians cant get white women?Why the fuck are his eyelids so wide? It bothers me every time. I thought it was a trick of the glasses or some shit, but no. You can see that it extends past the lenses.
She was already banging him behind Jon's back. No way she unceremoniously dumps all his shit as soon as they left the funeral home
they waited the minimum time before getting remarried to thinly thwart any suspicion of adultery
That's a 7 month widow before banging some other dude.I hate to agree, because it's not my business, but the thought has crossed my mind several times.
Gosia owes me at least a seventh month window after I keel over. She can go on a bloody spree once the Mourning Lease is up, for all I care.
Why would anyone shit on her? She's a hick in the midwest. What do you want from her?That's a 7 month widow before banging some other dude.
These trash cunts were engaged by then
Why the fuck are his eyelids so wide? It bothers me every time. I thought it was a trick of the glasses or some shit, but no. You can see that it extends past the lenses.
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