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Question for brides

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Oh no. No, no, no. Not a QR code to an open image upload. Please tell me it at least requires a login or a whitelisted e-mail address.
Nikki in the comments
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Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Adrienne has gotten a lot of shit here from a certain jealous colored person, but can you really blame her for pinching pennies for her wedding? she's got a pile of kids to take care of, so having that classy dream wedding is unrealistic. she's just playing the cards she was dealt. Cheesy? Yes, absolutely. But it's what they can do, and it's the marriage that's important, not the event surrounding it.
I understand that perspective but at the same time they are approaching senior citizen status and are both on their 2nd and 3rd marriages. Just go to the courthouse at this point to gain whatever marital perks they are going after and save the money that was going to be for the wedding for the kids. She’s spending more time and energy trying to fund this throwaway wedding than girls spend on their 6 figure dream wedding
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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How about they exchange vows while standing on Jon’s grave while a live feed of Patrick’s Twitter is displayed behind them.
What about holding it in a fucking flea market, and there's a facebook listing for each piece of food, drink, dinnerware, and silverware? So you have to fork over 3 bucks for a bottle of beer and another 3 dollars for a handful of cocktail shrimp.

If you want music you better hope somebody pays the $7 dollars for the boombox and $15 for the box of children's movie soundtrack cassette tapes.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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What about holding it in a fucking flea market, and there's a facebook listing for each piece of food, drink, dinnerware, and silverware? So you have to fork over 3 bucks for a bottle of beer and another 3 dollars for a handful of cocktail shrimp.

If you want music you better hope somebody pays the $7 dollars for the boombox and $15 for the box of children's movie soundtrack cassette tapes.
so basically Nice Podcast Stupid, the Wedding?
She's got to be right around Pat's age.
having a downie coming down the pike explains her being so frugal. shes at the age to have a retard makin cunt
 
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