Question for brides

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Is that one of Ade’s offspring?

Computer rendition of the lumpy offspring that will be created from Ade's rotten old egg and her new hubby.

Adrienne has gotten a lot of shit here from a certain jealous colored person, but can you really blame her for pinching pennies for her wedding? she's got a pile of kids to take care of, so having that classy dream wedding is unrealistic. she's just playing the cards she was dealt. Cheesy? Yes, absolutely. But it's what they can do, and it's the marriage that's important, not the event surrounding it.

This is his second and her third marriage. There shouldn't be a formal ceremony at all. Sign your shit at the courthouse, leave the litter of children with some relative to take them to Chuck E Cheese, have a nice dinner, fuck, and then go pick the kids up.

 

[Udders]

I can't believe she's putting together a regular wedding type event for a third marriage. Go to the Town Hall already, ffs.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'm sure her third marriage will be a blessed everlasting union. Her father is thrilled to walk her down the aisle a third time.

How many black men have impregnated you? i'm sure your parents are bursting with pride. Niggers have spilled more seed in you than Michael J Fox at a bird feeder

 

[CuntFucker .]

All the best cookie cutter welfare wedding ideas for Ade. Dumb bitch just wants the exact same wedding as some other white trash whore had.

"Instead of a ring bearer and flower girl, we'll have a ring narc and a wagon faggot. It's so original. It's what Vickie had when she married Donnie Bobbins at the park. The pictures were so cuuuuuuuute! And I'm gonna have the exact same thing!"

You're like 50, Ade. Get it together.

You're as mean as Bam to her.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

You're as mean as Bam to her.

Take it not as meanness, but as how deep his love for PCJ runs.

 

[captain_kamala]

How many black men have impregnated you? i'm sure your parents are bursting with pride. Niggers have wasted more seed in you than Michael J Fox at a bird feeder

I have one baby daddy who I did not cheat on while I was pregnant.

 

[guest]

I love that she's one of those fuckheads who asks Facebook dipshits this stuff instead of just googling it.

Like her fatter, gayer first husband, she's not really asking, she's just fishing for dopamine hits

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't care what anyone says, it's so fucking weird for her to be getting remarried (again) so soon after her husband died. It's like she can't function if she's not somebody's wife. Weird bitch.

 

[guest]

Annabelle SNYDER. Got it, Pig?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

She forgot to mention the budget for these programs is $7.50

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're as mean as Bam to her.

Because she's a piece of shit and she deserves it.

Take it not as meanness, but as how deep his love for PCJ runs.

Oh no, I always thought Jon was a piece of shit and a loser too.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I don't care what anyone says, it's so fucking weird for her to be getting remarried (again) so soon after her husband died. It's like she can't function if she's not somebody's wife. Weird bitch.

I can understand the second marriage because she really needed to get Pat's stink off of her. I bet she didn't even try to sell his shit, they probably laughed as the tossed his shit in the dumpster.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can understand the second marriage because she really needed to get Pat's stink off of her. I bet she didn't even try to sell his shit, they probably laughed as the tossed his shit in the dumpster.

They threw his gay little dogs in a woodchipper

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Holy shit, forget strings of edison bulbs, and mason jars on wood coasters for the reception. It's gonna be a vinyl tablecloth kinda affair with catering by Kroger

 

[SFWA liaison]

does that newspaper have an obituary section?

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Adrienne's full heel turn has been spectacular.

It was me ona

 

[guest]

Puzzle ceremony? What kind of white trash shit is that?

It's for her autistic kid so he doesn't sperg out and trash the community center.

 

[Dog Eater]

Do the bit Not Dan.

 

[Jenna]