Question for brides

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ring security is when they dress the ring bearer up as a security guard with a briefcase to guard the walmart rings. Clever the first time someone did it, now not so much

Wagon sign bearer means there's gonna be something like this. Classy.

All the best cookie cutter welfare wedding ideas for Ade. Dumb bitch just wants the exact same wedding as some other white trash whore had.

"Instead of a ring bearer and flower girl, we'll have a ring narc and a wagon faggot. It's so original. It's what Vickie had when she married Donnie Bobbins at the park. The pictures were so cuuuuuuuute! And I'm gonna have the exact same thing!"

You're like 50, Ade. Get it together.

 

[captain_kamala]

is the fake newpaper article just hitting popularity in whatever backwoods shithole she located at? Cause that shit peaked in like 1997 with the print shop delux software suite.

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[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

She should use the Weekly World News template

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I love that she's one of those fuckheads who asks Facebook dipshits this stuff instead of just googling it.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

All the best cookie cutter welfare wedding ideas for Ade. Dumb bitch just wants the exact same wedding as some other white trash whore had.

"Instead of a ring bearer and flower girl, we'll have a ring narc and a wagon faggot. It's so original. It's what Vickie had when she married Donnie Bobbins at the park. The pictures were so cuuuuuuuute! And I'm gonna have the exact same thing!"

You're like 50, Ade. Get it together.

If you have to invent 10 bullshit jobs to keep your kids from your previous marriages busy at your wedding, you juuuuuust might be a redneck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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This dumb bitch is going to collect all of those programs at the end of the wedding and try to sell them on Facebook for $3.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's absolutely going to wear a hat during the whole thing. Possibly a camo vest under the jacket, probably in his shit crusted work boots. It's unfortunately very common with the hick retards where I'm from.

He’s gonna have his nicest LETS GO BRANDON! shirt under the camo jacket. This is gonna look like a wal mart wedding.

 

[captain_kamala]

He’s gonna have his nicest LETS GO BRANDON! shirt under the camo jacket. This is gonna look like a wal mart wedding.

Good ridden bin laden.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Good ridden bin laden.

I want to hear this dumb shit speak so bad.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

He’s gonna have his nicest LETS GO BRANDON! shirt under the camo jacket. This is gonna look like a wal mart wedding.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Adrienne has gotten a lot of shit here from a certain jealous colored person, but can you really blame her for pinching pennies for her wedding? she's got a pile of kids to take care of, so having that classy dream wedding is unrealistic. she's just playing the cards she was dealt. Cheesy? Yes, absolutely. But it's what they can do, and it's the marriage that's important, not the event surrounding it.

 

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Is that one of Ade’s offspring?

 

[Meownaw]

is the fake newpaper article just hitting popularity in whatever backwoods shithole she located at? Cause that shit peaked in like 1997 with the print shop delux software suite.

I heard next they are doing a Wild West sepia tone photo.

 

[Suetonius]

Bitch can’t even afford shoes but is getting her useless white trash wedding publicized.

 

[captain_kamala]

Adrienne has gotten a lot of shit here from a certain jealous colored person, but can you really blame her for pinching pennies for her wedding? she's got a pile of kids to take care of, so having that classy dream wedding is unrealistic. she's just playing the cards she was dealt. Cheesy? Yes, absolutely. But it's what they can do, and it's the marriage that's important, not the event surrounding it.

I'm sure her third marriage will be a blessed everlasting union. Her father is thrilled to walk her down the aisle a third time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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A friend of mine got married and divorced in the span of like two years to this girl he met on a business trip. He moved her from Chicago to his area, got her a job at his company, married after like a year together and said he pretty much paid to make her go away because she was insane. She’s currently engaged to a new guy who still wears Let’s Go Brandon! Shirts for formal events. She went complete white trash and got the house.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Bitch can’t even afford shoes but is getting her useless white trash wedding publicized.

In a “newspaper” style ad, I can’t remember the last time I saw someone care about the newspaper

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Adrienne has gotten a lot of shit here from a certain jealous colored person, but can you really blame her for pinching pennies for her wedding? she's got a pile of kids to take care of, so having that classy dream wedding is unrealistic. she's just playing the cards she was dealt. Cheesy? Yes, absolutely. But it's what they can do, and it's the marriage that's important, not the event surrounding it.

She should've volunteered to be buried with her dead husband or at very least spent the rest of her life inconsolably wailing in a black veil. She's a whore. Fuck her. Wives are not allowed to be happy without their husbands.

 

[Suetonius]

In a “newspaper” style ad, I can’t remember the last time I saw someone care about the newspaper

The last time I looked at a newspaper was when I was waiting for my food and they had the free ones at a stand. I didn’t even see any weddings just obituaries.