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"Hi fans, Patrick Tomlinson here."
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Post 1 thing that made you think, oh shit Pat may be legitimately retarded.
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda comment?
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The hand drawn twitter posts got the ribs though.
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Taking a lot of pictures of his "garden" by a few dumpsters in an alley in a gross city and boasting about his harvests is just an example. He takes a lot of pictures for the purpose of boasting but are actually huge self-owns.
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The cat story how it brought barn owl with six foot wingspan home when the largest wingspan of a barn owl is three feet plus there hasn't been a barn owl sighting in Wisconsin in 45 years , also same cat got caught in a beaver trap and dragged it home
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Backwards fence, salting his garden.
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I am a kind soul and I am The Backbone Of America.
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"Nyum nyum nyum nyum you sound like you have peanut butter in your moth, little baby child."
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I forgot about his food pictures. His cooking is clearly the work of a retard.
It isn't authentic Moroccan cuisine without wonder bread.
Fucking rube.
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"Is that a backwoods"
That got my ribs pretty good. He also buys the poor Sec 8 bread. Blimpy or whatever it's called
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I want to know the thought process on this, why the need to write his name on it? Was he convinced that Nikki was going to take it and not give it back?
Did he go to a special needs adult day camp with another Patrick, and that's why he needed the T on there so there was no chance that other sticky fingered Pat couldn't steel his nerf?
It's a ten dollar nerf gun, one of the shittiest and cheapest ones, why the need to make sure everyone knows it's his when it doesn't leave the house?
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I'll bet you anything he tried to eat the cinnamon stick at least once.
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What? Really?
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Fixed it.
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Leave it alone.
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It'd be easier to ask us to name just one thing that might prove that he isn't. There's just way too many examples the other way round.
I'll play Hog's Advocate and say that a lot of examples already mentioned ("didn't gain a pound stlaker") are just his narcissistic, compulsive liar's ODD speaking. The thing that always proves he's genuinely, fundamentally mentally challenged to me is how easily he's tricked. The fake automated texts, redditors pretending to be third parties and the fucking cherry on top is the whole Josiah saga, which would've been killed in its infancy if he had logical reasoning skills above those of an actual child.
I've said it before but he's an actual Bobo tier retard, it's just kinda outshone by the litany of other, more egregious mental illnesses he's accumulated.
I'll play Hog's Advocate and say that a lot of examples already mentioned ("didn't gain a pound stlaker") are just his narcissistic, compulsive liar's ODD speaking. The thing that always proves he's genuinely, fundamentally mentally challenged to me is how easily he's tricked. The fake automated texts, redditors pretending to be third parties and the fucking cherry on top is the whole Josiah saga, which would've been killed in its infancy if he had logical reasoning skills above those of an actual child.
I've said it before but he's an actual Bobo tier retard, it's just kinda outshone by the litany of other, more egregious mental illnesses he's accumulated.