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The Fuchitive

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What a stuck-up cunt.
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ShutYourCakeHorn

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You gotta switch to red wine, brotherman. It's the official Alliance beverage of choice.

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Riccardo Bosi

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I am now. I never learn. I did not lisTEn.
Red wine also tricks bitches into thinking you know about taste. What you do is, you buy a shitload of cheap cleanskins and one expensive bottle, and act like you're only pouring out the good shit. They don't know the difference because two glasses in their mood is elevated.

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Udders

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Red wine also tricks bitches into thinking you know about taste. What you do is, you buy a shitload of cheap cleanskins and one expensive bottle, and act like you're only pouring out the good shit. They don't know the difference because two glasses in their mood is elevated.

#JustAllianceThings
Don't even need that much effort. Women aren't wine connoisseurs, you could just tell them that $18 Shiraz was $75 and they'd agree with how much better it tastes.
 

The Fuchitive

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Tone KneeTM is live and has already said we have stopped attacking him now, and reiterated he doesn’t care anyway.

All my accounts are banned and I’m driving, hoping someone ruins his night


When you make a new account, you can buy 300 bits for $3. I spammed one bit at a time and every single one made his annoying alert pop up.
 
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