Piggy made the news…again

[Jenna]

Fucking A, I go away for a couple hours and there's 3 new news stories?

He's on a publicity blitz... for getting swatted. A media tour. As I'm sure has been mentioned before, acknowledging the swat means the swatter "wins". So why on earth would you do press rounds? Oh that's right, attention.

Patrick, you fucking simpleton, this is NOT a swatting messageboard! Neither is kiwifarms! However, those do exist on the darkweb with all the tor end nodes and whatnot. Doing shit like this makes other swatters want to swat you, because you give them the desired response. Watch the fucking Netflix documentary! Getting to watch the news cover their crimes is goal #1.

Blabbing to the press how Detective Tomlinson solved the case and the culprit is everyone at onaforums swatting him. Hey @admin is there any way to add that article to the ol' judgement debt. That he's going to the press and accusing you of crimes?

 

[guest]

For once, I'm actually on Pat's side. Fuck the lowlife thief.

It’s payback for all the ribs he’s stolen from this place.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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People on the fox5 comments don't buy it

They find it a bit far-fetched.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't like swatting, first it's an actual crime. It gives Rick gravitas, and the layman will sympathize with him. I hate to see him have any kind of small victory

 

[Meownaw]

For once, I'm actually on Pat's side. Fuck the lowlife thief.

Looks like karma to me

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People on the fox5 comments don't buy it

Pat is going to have a day of correcTing the record.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

What’s going through Pat’s mind during this
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Nice Aaron Judge head Miss stupid

 

[Meownaw]

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Mark Lambrecht better keep his head on a fawkin swivel! (This is a reference to our leader Gregg Opie Hughes)

 

[guest]

For once, I'm actually on Pat's side. Fuck the lowlife thief.

I am sympathetic to him here too. But isn't this par for the course in his area of town? He lives next to university housing, Section 8 apartments, and other miscellaneous flophouses.

 

[guest]

I am sympathetic to him here too. But isn't this par for the course in his area of town? He lives next to university housing, Section 8 apartments, and other miscellaneous flophouses.

Lives next to? He lives in a flophouse, but it's so bad the derelicts won't even rent there

 

[Cuphead]

The Daily Beast article is getting more laugh reactions on Facebook than likes

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

16, internet etc.. but is there something to can count how many times "claimed" is used in this pile of shit article?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Herman Munster looking nigga

 

[guest]

What’s the 3rd news story people are referring to besides this one and daily beast?

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Only about 3,800 words. Where is the 8,500 word version, child?

This article is like a Greatest Hits. It talks about a lot of stuff that Dan Mullen is responsible for

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Patrick is funny. Not intentionally, of course but as an object of ridicule. Also, the more you learn about him the funnier he gets. Yes everyone knew he was a retard, but finding his high school transcripts and knowing he's even dumber than we thought made it all the funnier. Ditto his stupid car blog, his wifes fake shitty business and on and on. "Stalking" him is no different than watching your favorite comedy series or listening to your favorite comedy radio program.

He's a character. The man has no Sense of self and no identity...so how can he be defamed? He lives in some pathetic fantasy world where he pretends to be a writer and "pundit" and his worthless wife pretends to be a business owner.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It's a local affiliate and not Fox News they're all lefty casts.

Depends, most local channels by me are owned by Sinclair Broadcasting and they lean right

 

[warchief1978]

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She must have been something before electricity.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

What’s the 3rd news story people are referring to besides this one and daily beast?

There's a CBS one too.

 

[guest]

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There's a CBS one too.

11 calls since 2019 is an enormous strain on resources? That don’t make no sense.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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"Is that an unattended black child?"