Tsss Dan Cullen or sumptin
Your screen name is bullshit. Just for the record. I was indeed arrested and held overnight on a “contempt of court” charge for allegedly breaking an O of P that Disgraced Atty. Dominic Barbara had my ex wife take out on me for more leverage in her divorce settlement. She bit her lip and had me arrested on a broken order of protection charge to get me out of my house. It worked, in fact, I hope you get to see just how well it works first hand!
Back to the true story:
I penned the song “C.U.N.T.” Shortly after that experience. It was played extensively on O&A back when you assholes were fun.
I made a recording of my ex admitting to biting her lip bloody at the behest of Mr. Barbara for the sole purpose of ejecting me from my own home. Admittedly, I did fuck some skank while I was married to (ah, Fuck it) Colleen. She took it extremely hard.
Interesting detail: AFTER I was bailed out, SHE CALLED ME to apologize. We decided to reconcile, but all I had on my mind was getting her to admit our tape that that she hit herself (I didn’t know at the time that she actually bit her own lip to show the cops she was bleeding when they arrived ). While i was fucking her, tape recorder running... she spilled the beans....told me all about Dominic’s advice and how she felt horrible about doing it.
I sent the tape to my attorney, they contacted the prosecutor in my case and the ENTIRE MATTER was ACOD’d.
Those are the facts frying-pan man. I know you like your story better... but the end of this one is wayyy better...
After I got the words I needed out of the heinous POS that had me arrested for her own personal selfish reasons, I got out of bed, wiped off my dick and left without a word. She was puzzled until we went to court the next time and it was thrown out.
Hey dummy... Guys that hit girls usually have more than one incident of domestic abuse to their credit. Criminal records go hand in hand with being a woman beater. That goes for my brother too. So go suck a cock.
Way too much explaining for you needy assfuckers.