Maybe he's swatting himself to avoid going to the gym. 9D Raven psych chess.
Maybe he's swatting himself to avoid going to the gym. 9D Raven psych chess.
Fantastic breakdown. Patrick's endgame is "to become rich and famous," but he has neither the talent nor the will to get there. His whole plan is to catch lightning in a bottle again by "going viral" and thinks this cyberstalking thing is his best chance.What is Pat even trying to accomplish? He's using a strategy that can be used to garner soft power but only pursues hard power.
i.e. SWATTTTing sympathy bux, CloudFlare, and DDOS attacks by tech trannies were soft power gained by drug addict troon Keffals in their attempts to take down KF. No law enforcement was ever involved, and when they tried to backdoor flex into hard power (the T-1 ISP blackout) it was quickly shut down by TPTB and the Electronic Frontier Foundation even made a statement about how Tier-1 ISPs should never even consider doing that shit again (and probably big pee-pee slaps behind the scenes on the rogue tranny employee who did it).
All Pat does is oink about how the FBI/Police are "actively pursuing this investigation and will put them in prison forever!". That's hard power. You have to convince a government entity to actually do their job, and reach a conclusion that is 100% untrue and almost impossible to prove (that we are a group organization collectively responsible). It's never going to happen.
But because he couches his appeal in this way because he's so insecure he constantly needs to posture and never "appear" as the bullying victim he is, it ends up being ineffective. i.e. any of his retard followers who would shell out money to him in sympathy instead get to feel like:
"Well, Pat said that they're under investigation and going to be arrested, so there's nothing I need to do I guess"
So, he loses any ability to garner soft power. The smarter move would be to completely shit on the MPD/FBI and talk about how they're shit at their jobs, and still haven't solved the crime despite XYZ, and how you continue to be under constant worry and stress, etc.
Except Pat will never do that because he's a professional victim who cannot allow himself to be seen as anything but a "tough guy", and he also is worried that by shitting on the MPD/FBI, his case will start getting attention, and inconvenient truths will come to light. So instead its this retard middle ground.
Is he doing it to "scare" us? If so, retarded because anyone with a functional knowledge of law knows that if they aren't actually the one behind it there is literally nothing to worry about, and if they are actually behind it they know how impossible a crime it can be to catch/prove.
I have no idea who this is for. For him? For his ego? What does he honestly believe is going to be the outcome of this? The world's first RICO charge for cyberbullying? lmao
Royalty-free is right
fr fr, child.He's googling no cap right now and he'll use it in a Tweet within a week. Probably the first time he tries he'll fuck it up like he did with "slaps".
Even if it wasn't him that called this in, it's still not a "SWATTING". It's a prank phone call. No swat team showed up, no one brought guns, the firemen were eating sandwiches once they saw there was no fire. Everyone was shaking hands. Cut the shit, Rick.View attachment 102514
Definitely not a swatting, third fake swatting this week. Piggy really needs to get a hobby.
I'd have released the ring cam or whatever device footage to prove my case, unless the footage made me look like an asshole, which he always does. He probably talks to the cops like he talks in Josiah 5 & they roll their cop eyes at him & his little faucet cock.We know he has security cameras. If this was actually happening to me I'd finally succumb to the monster and end it all. Failing that I'd post a clip of every incident to drive the point home to my audience that police keep showing up at my house at all hours. Unless I was fatly lying for FATtention again.
In his defense, there are police reports for *most* of his "swattings". I put it in quotes because I think the vast majority of these are just some cawps showing up at the door, not coming in with guns drawn, especially now that it's happened a dozen times or so.We know he has security cameras. If this was actually happening to me I'd finally succumb to the monster and end it all. Failing that I'd post a clip of every incident to drive the point home to my audience that police keep showing up at my house at all hours. Unless I was fatly lying for FATtention again.
He thinks he can get this site shut down. That's always been his goal.What is Pat even trying to accomplish? He's using a strategy that can be used to garner soft power but only pursues hard power.
i.e. SWATTTTing sympathy bux, CloudFlare, and DDOS attacks by tech trannies were soft power gained by drug addict troon Keffals in their attempts to take down KF. No law enforcement was ever involved, and when they tried to backdoor flex into hard power (the T-1 ISP blackout) it was quickly shut down by TPTB and the Electronic Frontier Foundation even made a statement about how Tier-1 ISPs should never even consider doing that shit again (and probably big pee-pee slaps behind the scenes on the rogue tranny employee who did it).
All Pat does is oink about how the FBI/Police are "actively pursuing this investigation and will put them in prison forever!". That's hard power. You have to convince a government entity to actually do their job, and reach a conclusion that is 100% untrue and almost impossible to prove (that we are a group organization collectively responsible). It's never going to happen.
But because he couches his appeal in this way because he's so insecure he constantly needs to posture and never "appear" as the bullying victim he is, it ends up being ineffective. i.e. any of his retard followers who would shell out money to him in sympathy instead get to feel like:
"Well, Pat said that they're under investigation and going to be arrested, so there's nothing I need to do I guess"
So, he loses any ability to garner soft power. The smarter move would be to completely shit on the MPD/FBI and talk about how they're shit at their jobs, and still haven't solved the crime despite XYZ, and how you continue to be under constant worry and stress, etc.
Except Pat will never do that because he's a professional victim who cannot allow himself to be seen as anything but a "tough guy", and he also is worried that by shitting on the MPD/FBI, his case will start getting attention, and inconvenient truths will come to light. So instead its this retard middle ground.
Is he doing it to "scare" us? If so, retarded because anyone with a functional knowledge of law knows that if they aren't actually the one behind it there is literally nothing to worry about, and if they are actually behind it they know how impossible a crime it can be to catch/prove.
I have no idea who this is for. For him? For his ego? What does he honestly believe is going to be the outcome of this? The world's first RICO charge for cyberbullying? lmao
I know, but how? Illegally like Keffals attempted with KF (remove DDoS protection, commit DDoS attacks)? And if he intends to do so legally, by what laws? RICO? It would be legally unprecedented and rather ludicrous.He thinks he can get this site shut down. That's always been his goal.
MM Schill will sell you a tracing of that for only $8600
I really can’t see pat begging for money either. He thinks he’s above these people. he’s somehow this super cool varsity jock type who deigns to be in their presence. He’s also super strong and tough..like some fat drunk paladin of justice.What is Pat even trying to accomplish? He's using a strategy that can be used to garner soft power but only pursues hard power.
i.e. SWATTTTing sympathy bux, CloudFlare, and DDOS attacks by tech trannies were soft power gained by drug addict troon Keffals in their attempts to take down KF. No law enforcement was ever involved, and when they tried to backdoor flex into hard power (the T-1 ISP blackout) it was quickly shut down by TPTB and the Electronic Frontier Foundation even made a statement about how Tier-1 ISPs should never even consider doing that shit again (and probably big pee-pee slaps behind the scenes on the rogue tranny employee who did it).
All Pat does is oink about how the FBI/Police are "actively pursuing this investigation and will put them in prison forever!". That's hard power. You have to convince a government entity to actually do their job, and reach a conclusion that is 100% untrue and almost impossible to prove (that we are a group organization collectively responsible). It's never going to happen.
But because he couches his appeal in this way because he's so insecure he constantly needs to posture and never "appear" as the bullying victim he is, it ends up being ineffective. i.e. any of his retard followers who would shell out money to him in sympathy instead get to feel like:
"Well, Pat said that they're under investigation and going to be arrested, so there's nothing I need to do I guess"
So, he loses any ability to garner soft power. The smarter move would be to completely shit on the MPD/FBI and talk about how they're shit at their jobs, and still haven't solved the crime despite XYZ, and how you continue to be under constant worry and stress, etc.
Except Pat will never do that because he's a professional victim who cannot allow himself to be seen as anything but a "tough guy", and he also is worried that by shitting on the MPD/FBI, his case will start getting attention, and inconvenient truths will come to light. So instead its this retard middle ground.
Is he doing it to "scare" us? If so, retarded because anyone with a functional knowledge of law knows that if they aren't actually the one behind it there is literally nothing to worry about, and if they are actually behind it they know how impossible a crime it can be to catch/prove.
I have no idea who this is for. For him? For his ego? What does he honestly believe is going to be the outcome of this? The world's first RICO charge for cyberbullying? lmao
Allow Pat to retortThat stamp isn’t canceled and there’s no routing marks, which is making me very suspicious.
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